Paging the Geordies

No danger of that in a Piaggio Ape.

 

Hmf. Now that I hadn't noticed.

How come the original item was withdrawn, and a new seller has appeared
from nowhere?

Do I smell a kipper?

 

Cheers. I might do that.

 

In the car, then? Oh, dear.

 

Kippers! Luverly fresh kippers onnastick.

 

The plot thickens. The new seller says it was advertised on a mate's PC
which got hacked and got him kicked off Ebay.

I've told him I would like a fuller explanation - silence.

It smells even fishier.

 

Jeez TOG. You of all people should have spotted it. That'll be a pint
you owe me.

 

Have you got AA cover?

What would happen if the ape "broke down" and you needed a tow to get it
home?

 

No, bike - after breakfast at Hartside. The van was on a bridge, and I
didn't get a close look. I assume it could have been radar plus a peek
at the number plate as we disappeared.

 

Ah... you should get Pat trained to lean back and stick her hand over
the plate.

 

<g> I forgot to say there was a jam sandwich in the area as well.

 

Pah - you were on a Thunderace, *and* you had a running head start...

 

I'm a wimp - as has already been established.

Seen this, BTW?
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/3740966.stm

 

That's fair enough.

Good job we didn't use them, then.

 

Doh.

 

I remember Ged trying that with the Jawa combo, and the bastards fixed
it.....

 

Original seller has got back to me and says that yeah, his machine was
hacked. I'm still steering way clear of it for the moment.

 

Simple: get TOG to post you his licence.

Get stopped: brandish licence.

Everyone's a winner.

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|_\_____/_| ..73063../..16589.../..3180./.19406
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Its a photo licence.

 

Let me drive it?