Paging the Geordies

I may be bidding on this

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2493297067&fromMake
Track=true

Cue the CIHAGM postings.

As you can see, the seller requires it taken away within three days of
auction end. My prob is (a) I'm Darn Sarf and (b) I'll be in France for
3 days.

Is there anybody reasonably local who could pick this thing up, and
better still, hand over the readies (I mean, obviously I'll send the
dosh up to Newcastle) and (even better) stash it for a week or so until
I can arrange to get it down to SW London.

That would mean a van, or something. I think piloting it 300-odd miles
would be an exercise in patience and terror.

Anyway, I may not win the auction. No idea what his reserve is, but I
know what my budget is, and I'm going to have a punt.

 

(The Older Gentleman) struggled
to ejaculate:

This is a van, right? A van equipped with "Case/Topcase, Rolling
bars/Frame sliders, Steering Damper "?

A 50cc ape van?

 

Indeed. I wants it, my precious.

 

The Older Gentleman says...

Why?

 

5th of November isn't too far away
--
Alex

YZF 600

"I laugh in the face of danger"

"Then I hide until it goes away"

www.upce.org.uk
www.drzoidberg.co.uk

 

Mobile coop for the new chickens maybe?

--
Dan L (Oldbloke)
My bike 1996 Kawasaki ZR1100 Zephyr
M'boy's current bike 1990 Suzuki TS50X (Heavily fortified)
M'boys NEW bike 2003 Honda NSR125R
BOTAFOT #140, DIAABTCOD #26, BOMB#18 (slow)

 

Is there a zero missing from the part that says "50cc"??

Si

 

Does it move under its own power, or do you have to plug it in somewhere?

 

I have a van (my new toy) - will the ape fit in the back of a 2.5t Sherpa
(LDV 200)?

 

LOL!

I cannot begin to imagine what has possessed you to consider buying
that. On second thoughts it's a protective barrier for your bikes isn't
it? - the Doctor can ram that as many times as she likes and you won't
care.

 

The dealers for import etc are only a stones throw from here. Based
Orpington.
Parts will be easy then.
Although I doubt even the Doctor will miss it on the drive !!


--


--
Robbo

Trophy 1200 (HEHEHEH..IT'S MINE!)
BMW K100 RS 1984
"Fairly Quick" status. Silver level
BotaFOF #19. E.O.S.M 2001/2002/2003/2004.
B.O.S.M 2003, 2004
FURSWB#1 KotL..YTC449
PM#7
..

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, The Older

You are one sick individual.

CIHAGM?
--
Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
ZZR1100, Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"

 

Well I'm in Northumberland, but I'm not entirely sure I could find somewhere
to put it for a week.

It's just the kind of thing that SWMBO would go ape-shit about having parked
outside the house.


--
AndrewR, D.Bot (Celeritas)
Kawasaki ZX-6R J1
BOTAFOT#2,ITJWTFO#6,UKRMRM#1/13a,MCT#1,DFV#2,SKoGA#0 (and KotL)
BotToS#5,SBS#25,IbW#34, TEAR#3 (and KotL), DS#5, COSOC#9, KotTFSTR#
The speccy Geordie twat.

 

As has already been pointed out: you're a sick, sick, man. Seek help.

More like "Please don't make me have a go, mister".

If it's definitely moveable under its own power, and it's not at the
wrong end of Northumberland, I could find a home for it.

Check *exactly* where it is though, will you?

I think getting it across Northumberland will be bad enough.

You're a sick and twisted individual, but you already knew that.

 

On Sun, 10 Oct 2004 12:52:53 +0100, "AndrewR"

[tog's potential pizza van purchase]

park it on Eddie's drive - sorted.

 

Robert Smith's Pizza delivery Service, eh?

There's no Cure for you buying shite vehicles...

 

Because. Do I have to have a sane reason?

And The Doctor says she can use it to putter with all her tools and
buckets and spades down to her allotment.

And Helen can drive it when she's 16 (it's legally a moped).

 

It'll fit in the back of a Micra, I should think.

Hmmmm... what's the bribery factor for a loan of the Sherpa? ;-))

 

That was a deliberate pun, right?

 

Now *that* is the sort of response I was expecting.