Paging the French Runners

No chance. He spent so much time moaning about the cold the first time
he turned up at the Black Horse there's no way he got laid.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, The Older

You trying to start that Morini again?

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Wicked Uncle Nigel - Podium Placed Ducati Race Engineer

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
SBS#39 OMF#6 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Yamaha GTS1000

 

****.

The electric start that worked yesterday now just goes *click*-whirrrr
without engaging.

 

Could be he was just trying to find a plausible excuse for all the
'snot' on his face.

 

Could be he was just trying to find a plausible excuse for all the
'snot' on his face.[/QUOTE]

That's me off to the kitchen to find some bleach to tip in my eyes to
clear the horrible vision you've left me with.

 

In message
<1hezdac.4hcace178cp6gN%>, The Older

SNIP

Sounds par for the course. Needs the friction material on the throw-out
shoe jobbies roughening up. All kinds of bodges to be tried if you want.
On my electric start 3 1/2 sport I cross cut shallow slots on the
'linings' and centre punched the inside of the saucepan lid thingy to
provide some grip.
Naturally they also requires a battery well charged enough to spin
everything round fast enough to function - more so than a conventional
starter.



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| Gilera GFR Moto Morini 2C/375 |
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It was, wasn't it.

Indeed.

 

It's not that I wish to bicker with our undernourished and greying
Harry Potter facsimile, but it's not a mission to me, I've never been
to a gay bar. One just has to do with the scraps at hand.

 

Fucking hell. I have a lawnmower with more sophisticated engineering....

 

<puzzled>

Andy, is he referring to you or me?

 

Thank **** for that.

 

On Sun, 7 May 2006 19:30:34 +0100,

It depends if you think you're undernourished.

Gosh, did I really type that?

 

<puzzled>

Andy, is he referring to you or me?[/QUOTE]

I suspect the undernourished bit rules you out.

 

But don't worry my dear, I like a bit of flesh on my men. Otherwise I
think they'd snap in the middle.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, The Older

<hugs self>

This one's going to be *good*.

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - Podium Placed Ducati Race Engineer

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
SBS#39 OMF#6 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Yamaha GTS1000

 

In message

Well it was originally intended to be slightly more high tech.

Lambertini talking to Vic Willoughby: "In any case the aluminium
alternator motor on the right has a hefty steel rim. On the five-hundred
twin, teeth will be cut on this rim for the drive from the electric
starter."

Lambertini must have a thing about weird starters though because the new
Moto Morini 1200 Corsaro appears to have something a bit odd in that
department. Apparently you hold the clutch in, press the starter button
just once and the motor turns over until it starts (or not as in the
case of the poorly fuel injection mapped early road test batch).

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| Gilera GFR Moto Morini 2C/375 |
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BGN said...

I think I've got laid at all bar two or three of them, not with BGN
obviously.

 

Bear said...

I'm a straighter, and he's a gayer. Plus, we have different tastes...in
interior furnishings.

 

BGN only turned up a year or so ago so it wouldn't be possible.