Paging the electronic-isti

I don't know which impresses me more. The fact that he's got a knob that
big or the fact that some bint was prepared to service it while he was
messing with electrickery.

Oh, paint arrived today. Mucho thanks. Still awaiting communication from
the inscos regarding Twatty.

I'm hoping his insurance is saying: "Our insured decided to take a
wander on the M25, clobbered him, gave a dead-end address and false
phone number, and the bloke he hit only wants a few hundred quid....?"

"Erm, how quickly should we pull his arm off, guys?"

 

Nah. Something called a Griffin from the Mac Store and it is, indeed,
toasted, and I've bought another for £16.

 

Not sure it's his knob that's big or he's that big a knob.

Was the match Ok?.

So long as it's only his arm they pull off eh?


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Beav

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No idea yet. Looks good in the bockle, but I'll not know until the rain
stops and I can try it.

Had you actually thought of offering this as a commercial service? Must
be loads of people looking for touch-up paint for bikes.

 

Well the cunts who mix our paints really *are* cunts and the first mix was
almost fucking sky blue. I didn't think that was right so I had them do it
again. Not having a sample myself though, it was a toss up whether they were
right first time around or not. I decided they were wrong based on a couple
of panels for a "K" I painted for Nige. If it's not right, let me know o I
can have another dig a the twats.

I suspect it'd be a massive loss leader with the price I charge


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Beav

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Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, BGN

Things You Never Thought You'd Read On UKRM, #4,342.

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Wicked Uncle Nigel - "He's hopeless, but he's honest"

I have already made the greatest contribution to the fight against climate
change that I can make: I have decided not to breed. Now quit bugging me and
go and talk to the Catholics.

 

you need the Grindr app, apparently

 

Hm. I'll check it this weekend. The K is a very dark blue, it must be
said.

And I'll strip th bodywork off the TS250 as well. Meant to that last
weekend was hank-waving all weekend so never found a tuit.

 

They were definitely wrong first time round then.

That tuit, it'd just under the bells at the bottom of the Morris bag.

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Beav

VN 750
Zed 1000
OMF# 19

 

Ach, look on the bright side.
There was a 50% chance you'd get it right.