Paging the Chimayistes

Since when did 'sensible' ever bother you?

K5's too common now. I think you ought to think about an MV or a
high-end Duke. At least be UKRM's first 10R pilot.

You haven't seen my expense claim for 4 days in Qatar earlier this
month!

 

er, there was a chap with a 10R a little while ago. Can't remember
his name, tho.

 

Grimly Fiendish, iirc.

 

Whereabouts will you be camping?

I case I make a last minute guest appearance.

 

The campsite isn't that big and it shouldn't be too difficult to miss us.
Whether you want a "not" in there is up to you.

 

Don't be daft.

If this bloke ever rings back, I might be in with a shout on arriving
on appropriately aged transport, too.

 

In the past, we've been camped on the highest ground overlooking the
pit lane exit:

Once you've found Chimay, the road number to look for is the N53 - I'm
not sure what town it will be signposted, but according to Autoroute,
the closest villages in the direction of the circuit are Trieu
Bouchaux and Rance. Trundle along there and you'll have to pay €15 to
get in - this pays for camping as well as entry to the races. The road
will be blocked to stop you taking to the race track, but turn left
into a field - access to the camping area is via what can best be
described as a farm track. Go along this, through a sharp uphill
left/right and into a field. We should be about 300 yards further up,
off to your left.

 

<snip directions>

Good show, young Christopher.

Now, time to gee that Roger up.

Oi, answer the bloody 'phone!

 

Now all that remains is for you to turn up and assist us in attempting
to drink Chimay dry.

 

Ah. Me and my big mouth.

 

And for those who stay awake beyond sunset to go to the beer tent, talk
bollox to French racers and con Latvians into buying the beers.
--

Cheers!
Fr Jack
96 Tiger.
FRJACKUKRM AT GMAIL DOT COM
skype: fr.jack (without the dot)
Open up your eyes, just to check that you're asleep, again

 

So, remind me, what's French for "bollocks"?

 

"I'm French, me. Begorrah."

 

"I fart in your general direction."

 

"Encore douze bieres" it sounded like........
--

Cheers!
Fr Jack
96 Tiger.
FRJACKUKRM AT GMAIL DOT COM
skype: fr.jack (without the dot)
Open up your eyes, just to check that you're asleep, again

 

"Des"

 

Are you hotelling it with me and t'others still, on the way down on
Friday night?

And if so, who else is? I've got half a dozen rooms booked but the names
seem to change daily.

 

The Older Gentleman scribbled on the back of a napkin:

*waves*

Two people, by the looks of it.

And enough room for the breakdown lorry.

 

Yup. The only variable in the equation is which bike I'll be on...

 

I will now not be making it. Sorry.