Paging Sweller

Nicked from The Shedde[1], "I saw this and thought of you"

http://www.cyberniklas.de/pongmechanik/indexen.html

Mechanical "Pong" game...

[1] STFU Platy.

 

Why me? I think I should be happy - but I'm not entirely sure.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, sweller

It's your attitude to ShiteOldMachinery that does it, I think.

I always picture you in a smock.

Sorry about that, we should probably meet so that I can get a better
picture, and you can punch me.

 

A FUCKING WHAT?

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, sweller

A smock.

Sorry, but there it is. There's a certain amount of straw involved too.

 

<goldfish noises>

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Champ

Can I have the...

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Champ

<Punches air>

*Someone* must know where the fucking keys are.

 

a) He was wearing a piss-pot
b) He was obviously unhinged
c) He was riding an old POS

Obviously b) and c) also describe TOG but since his piss-pot was stolen
last summer you're the only suspect.

 

*and* he made a replica arcade game from telephone relays?

Gosh.

 

LOL!

 

http://www.ukuleleman.co.uk/mcn2.jpg

 

Heh. I suppose there's a passing resemblance.

I like to imagine myself like this though
http://www.sweller.dynalias.org/images/eric-fernihough.jpg

 

Okay, fair play, you didn't have a chequered front mudguard, but I don't
recall any wheelies either.