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Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by John Banks, Jul 4, 2005.

  1. John Banks

    John Banks Guest

    Post a close-up of your fanny will ya doll?
     
    John Banks, Jul 4, 2005
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  2. John Banks

    John Banks Guest

    Wincing out on a dare then?
     
    John Banks, Jul 4, 2005
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  3. John Banks

    Steph Guest

    I know that's the only way you'll get to see one, but you can **** off
    twat face.
     
    Steph, Jul 4, 2005
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  4. John Banks

    Christofire Guest

    Go and boil yourself for an hour in something highly corrosive.

    I dare you. It might make you wince too.
     
    Christofire, Jul 4, 2005
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  5. John Banks

    petrolcan Guest

    Steph, he gets to sleep with his Mum every night, you can see why he
    asked.
     
    petrolcan, Jul 5, 2005
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  6. John Banks

    Lozzo Guest

    petrolcan says...
    He just wants to see if genitals look the same on women other than his
    mum and daughters.
     
    Lozzo, Jul 5, 2005
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  7. Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Lozzo
    Christ, he's in for a hell of a surprise then.

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    Wicked Uncle Nigel, Jul 5, 2005
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  8. John Banks

    petrolcan Guest

    ****, you don't think the **** has reproduced, do you?
     
    petrolcan, Jul 5, 2005
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  9. John Banks

    YTC449 Guest

    1 You assume the OP has a mother. Could be a testube.
    2 Are there genitals on Amoeba?
    3 Is sleeping with parents unusual for people under 3?


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    YTC449, Jul 5, 2005
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  10. John Banks

    Lozzo Guest

    petrolcan says...
    Possibly, but his daughters will be his sisters and cousins too, so at
    least they keep themselves to themselves and don't expand the gene
    pool.
     
    Lozzo, Jul 5, 2005
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  11. John Banks

    John Banks Guest

    I know that's the only way you'll get to see one, but you can **** off
    Sorry. I guess I went too far.
     
    John Banks, Jul 5, 2005
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  12. John Banks

    dwb Guest

    Would you have said that to Ginge? ;-)
     
    dwb, Jul 5, 2005
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  13. John Banks

    Christofire Guest

    I'd guess not, but ginge is more "this is what I want, please" without
    the condescending crap on the end.
     
    Christofire, Jul 5, 2005
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  14. John Banks

    Ginge Guest

    I'm more post something because it's funny, and I'm polite when doing
    so. John on the other hand is just trying to wind people up, like some
    kind of wee jimmy kranky-alike.
     
    Ginge, Jul 5, 2005
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  15. John Banks

    Ace Guest

    I suspect that John might actually think what he posted was funny. He's
    wrong, of course, but then that's only to be expected.

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    Ace, Jul 5, 2005
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  16. John Banks

    dwb Guest

    So it's not because you're interested? ;-)
    Very true.
     
    dwb, Jul 5, 2005
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  17. John Banks

    Ginge Guest

    No. UKRM is just a newsgroup full of odd people, I find it amusing
    sometimes, but that's about it.

    I do have a Usenet persona to maintain though.....
     
    Ginge, Jul 5, 2005
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  18. John Banks

    Molly_Thai Guest

    Nice one Steph.

    He deserves to be twatted.
     
    Molly_Thai, Jul 5, 2005
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  19. John Banks

    John Banks Guest

    :))
     
    John Banks, Jul 5, 2005
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  20. John Banks

    petrolcan Guest

    He's not that bad, you should hear his brother.
     
    petrolcan, Jul 5, 2005
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