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Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by Ivan D. Reid, Mar 23, 2011.

  1. Ivan D. Reid

    Ivan D. Reid Guest

    No, not another URL for you to misinterpret...

    Finally got the new contract offer today. Surprisingly it offered
    the same salary point as current rather than one down. Don't know if this
    is because someone didn't transfer the grade correctly from the job
    specification, or due to some rule that if you extend someone's contract
    you can't reduce their salary. (I'd half anticipated it because of the
    second pissibolity, but naturally didn't voice my speculations.) When I
    mentioned it to The Professor he admitted that he hadn't noticed that
    particular point when scanning the offer last week.

    I signed.

    So y'all have got me to kick around again for at least another two years.

    --
    Ivan Reid, School of Engineering & Design, _____________ CMS Collaboration,
    Brunel University. Ivan.Reid@[brunel.ac.uk|cern.ch] Room 40-1-B12, CERN
    GSX600F, RG250WD "You Porsche. Me pass!" DoD #484 JKLO#003, 005
    WP7# 3000 LC Unit #2368 (tinlc) UKMC#00009 BOTAFOT#16 UKRMMA#7 (Hon)
    KotPT -- "for stupidity above and beyond the call of duty".
     
    Ivan D. Reid, Mar 23, 2011
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  2. Well done, you and cogan rats.
     
    Grimly Curmudgeon, Mar 24, 2011
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  3. Ivan D. Reid

    SIRPip Guest

    Damn right. I'd have signed that so fast the squiggle would have been
    damned near a straight line. Then returned it with wet ink.
    No so bad, there's worse prospects. Good work, Ivan ;-)
     
    SIRPip, Mar 24, 2011
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    Ace Guest

    Cool. Conga rats and all that.
     
    Ace, Mar 24, 2011
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    Hog Guest

    Excellent.
    So can we have some noteworthy results now please.
     
    Hog, Mar 24, 2011
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  6. Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Ivan D. Reid
    <mutter, mutter>

    Come over here, stealin' our bosons...

    Good news, Ivan.
     
    Wicked Uncle Nigel, Mar 24, 2011
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    zymurgy Guest

    So Ivan's in the chair ?
    Ain't you retired yet, antipodean one ? ;)

    Paul.
     
    zymurgy, Mar 24, 2011
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  8. Ivan D. Reid

    Ivan D. Reid Guest

    Well, in the last day or so LHC has reached a record for proton-
    (anti)proton collision intensity. We're currntly pausing and doing a few
    runs at 1.38 TeV each way, as a request from ALICE as that's the nucleon-
    nucleon interaction energy when we do heavy-ion collisions with 82-Pb-208.

    http://op-webtools.web.cern.ch/op-webtools/vistar/vistars.php?usr=LHC1

    The flood of papers continues undiminished (and unsustainably!)
    though many have yet to reach actual journal publication. My H-index (the
    number H of your papers with at least H citations) just jumped from 18 to
    19, it'll go much higher soon.

    I should be drinking that bottle of champagne the Grauniad sent me!
    Cheers, folks!

    By the end of the year I expect either people will be chattering
    about a "Higgs peak" at such-and-such an energy "but we don't have the
    statistics yet", or there will be a rather severe set of exclusion zones[1]
    where "it won't be there!".

    [1] There are already some; I expect them to expand dramatically.

    --
    Ivan Reid, School of Engineering & Design, _____________ CMS Collaboration,
    Brunel University. Ivan.Reid@[brunel.ac.uk|cern.ch] Room 40-1-B12, CERN
    GSX600F, RG250WD "You Porsche. Me pass!" DoD #484 JKLO#003, 005
    WP7# 3000 LC Unit #2368 (tinlc) UKMC#00009 BOTAFOT#16 UKRMMA#7 (Hon)
    KotPT -- "for stupidity above and beyond the call of duty".
     
    Ivan D. Reid, Mar 24, 2011
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  9. Ivan D. Reid

    Ivan D. Reid Guest

    No. I haven't got a bus pass yet, and wouldn't have even before
    they started pushing out the eligibility age. :-(

    --
    Ivan Reid, School of Engineering & Design, _____________ CMS Collaboration,
    Brunel University. Ivan.Reid@[brunel.ac.uk|cern.ch] Room 40-1-B12, CERN
    GSX600F, RG250WD "You Porsche. Me pass!" DoD #484 JKLO#003, 005
    WP7# 3000 LC Unit #2368 (tinlc) UKMC#00009 BOTAFOT#16 UKRMMA#7 (Hon)
    KotPT -- "for stupidity above and beyond the call of duty".
     
    Ivan D. Reid, Mar 24, 2011
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  10. You get booze for banging rocks together?
     
    steve auvache, Mar 24, 2011
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    Jérémy Guest

    If I understood the article on supersymmetry in last week's New Scientist
    [1], the journos are already trailing the idea that the Higgs boson may
    turn up missing altogether, leading to the collapse of the standard
    model. What then, eh? Will we have to build a bigger collider?

    [1] That's a very big "if".
     
    Jérémy, Mar 25, 2011
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    Scraggy Guest

    I'm glad that you're doing the 82-Pb-208 runs, I was just discussing
    that down the pub with a few of the lads, we agreed it was prolly the
    way forward.

    BTW congrats Ivan.
     
    Scraggy, Mar 25, 2011
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    CT Guest

    Was that before or after discussing sport, women's tits and beauty of
    pork scratchings as a tavern snack?
     
    CT, Mar 25, 2011
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  14. Ivan D. Reid

    Scraggy Guest

    After obviously, I mean order of business must be preserved innit.
     
    Scraggy, Mar 25, 2011
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  15. Ivan D. Reid

    Ivan D. Reid Guest

    No, for writing inscrutable cryptic crossword clues:

    http://www.guardian.co.uk/extra/extra-blog/2010/dec/20/1?INTCMP=SRCH maybe...

    --
    Ivan Reid, School of Engineering & Design, _____________ CMS Collaboration,
    Brunel University. Ivan.Reid@[brunel.ac.uk|cern.ch] Room 40-1-B12, CERN
    GSX600F, RG250WD "You Porsche. Me pass!" DoD #484 JKLO#003, 005
    WP7# 3000 LC Unit #2368 (tinlc) UKMC#00009 BOTAFOT#16 UKRMMA#7 (Hon)
    KotPT -- "for stupidity above and beyond the call of duty".
     
    Ivan D. Reid, Mar 25, 2011
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  16. steve auvache, Mar 25, 2011
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    Hog Guest

    Well yeah, but obviously one would want to be planning the new 100% bigger
    to^H^H^H^cyclotron anyway
     
    Hog, Mar 29, 2011
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  18. Ivan D. Reid

    Ivan D. Reid Guest

    Well, there's already the International Linear Collider
    http://www.linearcollider.org/

    ...and we're trying to work out ways of colliding muons together.

    --
    Ivan Reid, School of Engineering & Design, _____________ CMS Collaboration,
    Brunel University. Ivan.Reid@[brunel.ac.uk|cern.ch] Room 40-1-B12, CERN
    GSX600F, RG250WD "You Porsche. Me pass!" DoD #484 JKLO#003, 005
    WP7# 3000 LC Unit #2368 (tinlc) UKMC#00009 BOTAFOT#16 UKRMMA#7 (Hon)
    KotPT -- "for stupidity above and beyond the call of duty".
     
    Ivan D. Reid, Mar 29, 2011
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  19. Ivan D. Reid

    Krusty Guest

    I parsed that as colliding nuns together, & worryingly it made about as
    much sense.
     
    Krusty, Mar 29, 2011
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    wessie Guest

    Ah. Ivan needs a bus shelter
     
    wessie, Mar 29, 2011
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