Paging Sir Tony.

Fucking pack it in you gormless fuckhead - it's bad enough having to
read your inane shite in here without you emailing it to me directly
you brainless ****.

I'm tempted to buy that Silver Punto, and ram it up your fucking arse.

Message ends.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Salad Dodger

Oh, I was thinking of a simple "unsolicited email" complaint to his ISP.
But the "killing the ****" prospect pleases, too.

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and Ducati Race Engineer.

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Wicked Uncle Nigel says...

He's sent me one. Just for this I'm going to ram the **** off the road
next time I see him, whether I'm drunk or not.

 

I got one from him too.

<thinks> If this brain tumour thing comes off, and I've nothing to lose, it
may be worth popping round to sort him out properly.

'Course, it'd be a waste just to do the one hit...

 

He cut me up on the road, if I see that car parked any place, I will smash
every window on it.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, platypus

<consults P&O ferry schedules>
<fires up Autoroute 'Calais -> Paris'>

Target[1] acquired.

Oh, BTW, can I have the... Umm... No, you're OK mate, as you were.

[1] Not you, Cab.

--
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and Ducati Race Engineer.

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"

 

Sir. Tony says...

Email me again and I'll run you off the fucking road next time I see
you, you brainless fucking mongtard

 

Really? I wouldn't be making threats on the Usenet if I was you.

 

Paging Simes.
--
Mike

SV650
UKRMMA#22
Skype: muddycat

 

Will you be taking requests?
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Really? Why's that, then?

 

Pip says...

Yeah, explain why not, you gormless fuckwit.

 

Who are you calling a gormless fuckwit, you ugly speccy twat? I'll
rope you to my towhitch and a gatepost and pull your fucking arms and
legs off, you ****.

 

ROTFLMAO

The comedy timing was impeccable, careful or you'll end up on telly.
--
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"For a minute there, you bored me to death."
VTR1000 Firestorm
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I like this.

 

Pip says...

If the cap fits....

 

It's a pity that Sir.Tony's mum couldn't get a Dutch Cap to fit - even
a dustbin lid fell out, apparently.

 

There's a guy in Nottingham that might benefit from visit....

 

twat

 

Yes, that's what he was talking about, your mum's twat. The one with
the dustbin lid in it.

Maybe they should offer her a wheelie bin.