Paging Simon Wilson

Not a whole lot. 3 or 4 chunks of the best pieces that I had left.
(Certainly less space than 4 wheels/tyres takes up).

I hope Sir will be satisfied with the girth and length.

 

Can you either email me a number, or contact me on 07725 315355 , then
we can arrange the details.

 

emailed.

 

I've popped your cherry on the back seat of the car.

 

'Ere! You're bloody clapping him, and all he did was nick the
punchline I've been building up to for days! Bloody hell, you just
don't get the self-starting humour round here any more, all they can do
is nick a bloke's climax.

 

You've no idea what a relief that is.

 

I'm sure to be. Be a bit churlish to be otehrwise with free,
self-transporting wood, eh?

I'll let you know the eventual outcome.

 

Just be glad he didn't give you the clap.

 

There's an outside chance I'll be chopping off that lump of we spoke of
at BOSM this weekend. If you want me to set it aside let me know

 

You mean where the BOSM was?

 

That's all I need - heckling from across the bleedin' pond.

 

I meant hazelwood, but the bloody iPhone had other ideas