Paging Simon Wilson

I'm going to be in Oxford on Monday. Are you in a position to try to
sort out collection/delivery of the wheels and tyres?

 

If you're doing that, I wonder if you might slip me some wood in, for
the return trip? If you're in the mood, that is. I can collect from
you as Hitchin's just down the road.

 

Err.... I can, if it'll fit in my car.

I have to admit that I am just a bit worried by your phraseology
'though.

 

+1

 

Hello Sailor!

 

Sorry, that should be Tuesday, not Monday.

 

This might distract him a little

http://petrolcan.me.uk/ukrm/dead.jpg

 

fnaar again

 

Yup, can do Tues, not Mon.

 

Is that another one?

 

Couldn't help it.

If it's any consolation, it wasn't me that did the damage.

 

I'm sure my small wood will fit in your big car.

This is only the start, dear.

 

<brandishes snippers>

 

Oh, we're coming over all naughtycal, are we? Splice my mainbrace,
there's a dear.

 

Is there a possibility of you slipping Speedgazebo a couple of the
lengths you promised me?

 

Your phrase reminded me of the sailor, the Wood's rum and the wood
incident. Happy days.

 

Enough of this, what's happening ? Do you want me to get wood for
you?

 

Ok, OK. Yes, please, if you have space. As you're going to see Simon,
it seemed too good an opportunity to let slip, you see. Simon has some
lengths (here we go again) of cherry (it gets worse) that he's offered
me. He's over there <waves hand vaguely Oxonish> and I'm in Clophill,
by the A6/A507 junction.

So, if you're going over there, and coming back hereish, this could
give me the sort of wood I don't see very often any more. Does this
make it any clearer?

 

That's fine, only prob is that I haven't had any more communication
with Simon but I'm sure I will be in touch.
How much wood is there?

 

Oh, he'll pop up again in a minute. As to quantity, I've no idea -
Simon will tell you <crosses fingers>