Paging Pip, Elly and God.

It's been a beautiful evening up here, with no more rain, sunshine, dryness,
etc.

A perfect climbing evening really.

God, if you're reading this, then you're an old **** and I'm fucking glad
they nailed yer kid up.

--
AndrewR, D.Bot (Celeritas)
Kawasaki ZX-6R J1
BOTAFOT#2,ITJWTFO#6,UKRMRM#1/13a,MCT#1,DFV#2,SKoGA#0 (and KotL)
BotToS#5,SBS#25,IbW#34, TEAR#3 (and KotL), DS#5, COSOC#9, KotTFSTR#
The speccy Geordie twat.

 

And so you should be.

 

Funny, that - every time I lit a fag in the car it pissed down. Every
time I've stepped out for a fag here - it has rained.

This really isn't helping your case for favourable white smoke, you
know.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Pip

Smoke more. There's fifteen hundred quid's worth of turf in my back
garden that would be very grateful...

 

It only rains on _me_

I'm available for rainmaking.

Me piss on you, rong time. Fi' dorrah ...

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Pip

Is it because you lied when you were seventeen?

alt.watersports is over there ---------->

 

No offence Andrew, but aren't you a bit lardy to climb? Does anyone ever let
you lead?

 

See, I told you.

 

Yes, but only because I know that if *he* manages to get up something, I
shouldn't have much trouble. Ummm... except in my present circumstances,
as I could probably only manage a Moderate, and even then only if there
weren't any big step-ups.

 

But if he doesn't get up it, he's taking you, everyone else and a large
section of the mountain down with him.

 

Only if I'm actually holding on to the rope while I belay him.