Paging Pillions

I rode bitch with Whinging Courier today. Although I've taken
pillions I've never been one before. Although he didn't do anything
wrong, his riding was fine and the ordeal only lasted 200 yards I was
fucking terrified.

Perhaps the terror transforms into enjoyment after a while.

 

Try again on the back of something like, hmm, a goldwing ridden by SD.


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I think he had the opportunity to cadge a lift from WUN after his
Kawasaki bled to death.

 

I have never been uncomfortable, but never terrified.

 

ime, if terror catches hold, the only thing it transforms into is
hysteria or possibly whimpering. you have to put yourself into a
particular state of mind before starting out. set dial to Pillion Mode.

 

Eh?

 

So never uncomfortable *or* terrified then?

 

The Force is strong with this one.

 

Does leaving the seat over bumps induce hysteria? If it does then you
hide it well.

 

yeah that didn't much sense did it? sometimes uncomfortable - never
terrified- but then I never did go pillion with you before you got rid
of your bike did I?

 

No. Going pillion is shit, there's no two ways about it. I've only ever
done it out of necessity (going to pick up new bike, going to hospital
after crashing bike, only chance of getting a ride on a Fireblade at 17,
etc) and I'd never do it by choice.

 

I don't really enjoy going pillion but I do it if I want to get
somewhere without riding my own bike. Examples of this are doing laps
of the island on the back of both Alex Ferrier and Champ. Admittedly
the lap on the back of Alex was because he wanted to get his own back
for me trying to lob him off the back of my own bike when he had his
arm in plaster.

 

sweetie, to ride with you i had the dial over as far as it would go
and loved it

 

You've ridden with me though?

 

Yes - nice old comfy BMW....

 

What about you and Ginge? Have you forgotten the magic so quickly?

 

So either Bayerische Motoren Werke or Bitch, Moan, and Whine or Be My
Witness or Beautiful Mexican Woman.

 

Being his bitch for a day was 'special' to say the least.

 

What about the bike?

 

Break My Window,