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Cane · Oct 20, 2008

It is indeed. Judaism had it a long time before. And so did a number of
other religions (although in those it tended to be more of a ritual
cleansing).

The unique thing about the Christian version is that it represents
death and resurrection rather than just a washing away of sins.
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Excellent work, that's my daughters homework sorted. Maths next
time

Beav · Oct 20, 2008

des said:

Baptism is (AFAIK) done once, and sort of 'welcomes' the brat into the
fold. The mikveh is 'purification', and is done several times or when
required (after contact with a dead person, at the end of a woman's
periods etc..). But in no way does _not_ doing it, impact on a person's
Jewishness.
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There is no comparable 'thing' in Judaism. Is what you said. No mention of
anything to do with impacting on Jewishness.

So it IS a comparable thing.

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Beav · Oct 20, 2008

des said:

FFS, does _everything_ have to be about my female pupils??
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I thought _everything_ was about Jewishness.

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Beav · Oct 20, 2008

des said:

There's another word for it.
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Yeah, "Fucked"

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Beav · Oct 20, 2008

Rope said:

Grimly Curmudgeon spoke:

[1] and why does my spell checker want to capitalise the C and not the J
or
M?
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Mine wants to do all three.
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That's because your are in notloB, full of woks, dados and kites[0], and
therefore have mosques and synagogues as well as proper churches.
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I don't think Grimley is in notloB.

Whereas I am in Tuxford. We have a prody-dog church and a methodist[1]
chapel,
one token Negro family,
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Black family.

and the obligatory Paki happy-shopper shop, and they
are sikhs.
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Ours are Indian Hindu's.

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Beav · Oct 20, 2008

Rope said:

Beav spoke:

No - for some reason I had it in my head that you had
posted it.

I seem to be having lots of senior moments lately :^(
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Well I CAN now that I'm officlly a senior citizen, but you've got no excuse.

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Grimly Curmudgeon · Oct 20, 2008

Anointing - as a concept, rather than a Christian practice - can
involve anything from water, to the blood of your enemy. As it's all a
load of old bollox anyway, it doesn't really matter that most
Christians don't do it properly these days.
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If it started out as tribal bonding stuff, it was rather important, back
in the day.

des · Oct 21, 2008

Phil Launchbury said:

It is indeed. Judaism had it a long time before. And so did a number of
other religions (although in those it tended to be more of a ritual
cleansing).

The unique thing about the Christian version is that it represents
death and resurrection rather than just a washing away of sins.
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Heh ... you gotta love Christians ...

D.
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end the 'occupation': http://minilien.fr/a0k8xe
ukrm: 'where it's "cool" to be stupid!'
myths of islam: http://minilien.fr/a0j5qo

des · Oct 21, 2008

Beav said:

There is no comparable 'thing' in Judaism. Is what you said. No mention of
anything to do with impacting on Jewishness.

So it IS a comparable thing.
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*boggle*

D.
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http://www.jr.co.il/terror/israel/index.html
end the 'occupation': http://minilien.fr/a0k8xe
ukrm: 'where it's "cool" to be stupid!'
myths of islam: http://minilien.fr/a0j5qo

Timo Geusch · Oct 21, 2008

Phil Launchbury said:

I would imagine so - yes. For his contact details go to:

http://www.sl-treecare.co.uk/

(Which is a simple holding page served off my webserver here until he
gets around to re-writing it..)
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Ithankewe. I'll give him a bell once I had a chance to have a word with
the neighbours.

Phil Launchbury · Oct 21, 2008

Ithankewe. I'll give him a bell once I had a chance to have a word with
the neighbours.
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No probs. I'll warn him that a strange foreign bloke will be ringing
and under no circumstances allow him to use any of the company
motorised equipment..

Phil

Timo Geusch · Oct 21, 2008

Phil Launchbury said:

No probs. I'll warn him that a strange foreign bloke will be ringing
and under no circumstances allow him to use any of the company
motorised equipment..
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s/use/stand near/ I would assume...

ogden · Oct 21, 2008

Nige said:

No, he was a gangster
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Jesus was a black man
No Jesus was Batman
No no, that was Bruce Wayne

Eddie · Oct 21, 2008

ogden said:

Jesus was a black man
No Jesus was Batman
No no, that was Bruce Wayne
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Thank you, Mr Ryder.

CT · Oct 21, 2008

Eddie said:

Thank you, Mr Ryder.
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I bet Toby laughed at that!

Beav · Oct 21, 2008

des said:

*boggle*
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Call 0900 I NEED HELP

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des · Oct 21, 2008

Beav said:

Call 0900 I NEED HELP
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Is that a personal recommendation ?

D.

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end the 'occupation': http://minilien.fr/a0k8xe
ukrm: 'where it's "cool" to be stupid!'
myths of islam: http://minilien.fr/a0j5qo

Beav · Oct 21, 2008

des said:

Is that a personal recommendation ?
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Your mother gave it me, so ask her.

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des · Oct 21, 2008

Beav said:

Your mother gave it me, so ask her.
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LOL!!!

Please mate .. .don't _ever_ go to AADP.

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des | 'what does it matter what he posts?'
http://www.jr.co.il/terror/israel/index.html
end the 'occupation': http://minilien.fr/a0k8xe
ukrm: 'where it's "cool" to be stupid!'
myths of islam: http://minilien.fr/a0j5qo

Beav · Oct 22, 2008

des said:

Your mother gave it me, so ask her.
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LOL!!!

Please mate .. .don't _ever_ go to AADP.[/QUOTE]

Not a clue what you're on about.

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