Paging Phil Launchbury

Mailed.

 

It was somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the
drugs began to take hold. I remember "Andrewr At Work"

I've driven through Telford and consulted a map.

 

Bear scribbled on the back of a napkin:

To get out of there as quickly as possible?

 

I went with him and used to live there. For small values of live
obviously.

 

Mountain at the end of the Universe. Every thousand years, the little bird
flies to the mountain and sharpens its beak. And when the bird has worn the
mountain down to nothing, you still won't have finished watching the Sound
of Music. God wins. This is Heaven. Enjoy...

 

Quite a few of our lot had registered interest within about 10 minutes of
the details appearing. Although it's starting to look like it might not
apply to us.

 

you know, you lot have really cheered me up over the past few days.
I've not actually laughed out loud as often in a long time.

*thanks guys*

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I'm sorry - you seem to be assuming that Catholic doctrine has anything
to do with the Bible..

Phil

 

Bloody Lutherans!

Nice to see you finally responded to the page anyway. You're not a doctor,
are you?

If you were would you be allowed to make people better, or might that upset
god?

--
AndrewR, D.Bot (Celeritas)
Kawasaki ZX-6R J1, Fiat Coupe 20v Turbo
BOTAFOT#2,ITJWTFO#6,UKRMRM#1/13a,MCT#1,DFV#2,SKoGA#0 (and KotL)
BotToS#5,SBS#25,IbW#34, DS#5, COSOC# Suspended, KotTFSTR#
The speccy Geordie twat.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, AndrewR

<holds head in hands>

Oh no. No. NO!

Not again, please.

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets
and Ducati Race Engineer.

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
ZZR1100, Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"

 

Sorry, but our God is a vengeful God and he demands another 500 post thread.

And chocolate ice-cream.

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AndrewR, D.Bot (Celeritas)
Kawasaki ZX-6R J1, Fiat Coupe 20v Turbo
BOTAFOT#2,ITJWTFO#6,UKRMRM#1/13a,MCT#1,DFV#2,SKoGA#0 (and KotL)
BotToS#5,SBS#25,IbW#34, DS#5, COSOC# Suspended, KotTFSTR#
The speccy Geordie twat.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, AndrewR

<wanders off to start Pistachio schism>

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets
and Ducati Race Engineer.

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
ZZR1100, Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"

 

<Looks at missing stone tablet>

Commandment 11 - IF WE WERE MEANT TO EAT CHOCOLATE ICE CREAM THEN GOD
WOULD HAVE MADE CHOCOLATE ICE CREAM TREES.

 

It was somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the

Bet you feel dirty, now.

 

# I bought it in primrose hill from a bloke from brazil
# It was made in fifty-nine in a factory by the tyne

 

sweller says...

I never found out what cars were made in '59 in a factory by the Tyne.
Poetic licence maybe?

 

It's a Madness number not an accurate depiction of the history British
Motor Corporation.

 

sweller says...

I know who sang it, I was just making an observation.