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Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by Wicked Uncle Nigel, Feb 7, 2006.

  1. http://www.break.com/index/nakedbikecrash.html

    What was all that about abrasion resistance?

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    Wicked Uncle Nigel, Feb 7, 2006
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    platypus, Feb 7, 2006
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  3. Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, platypus
    Could be. It seems to be pretty high.

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    Wicked Uncle Nigel - There are few things in life more sinister than a
    public toilet with the lid closed.

    WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
    SBS#39 OMF#6 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
    Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
    Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Yamaha GTS1000
     
    Wicked Uncle Nigel, Feb 7, 2006
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    "...and a bad haircut."
     
    platypus, Feb 7, 2006
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  5. Towards the end of the footage there is a brief section revealing a
    reddened buttock which appears to feature a quantity of fine,
    lightly-colured hair. In contact with the tarmac, these fine hairs are
    able to "weave" between the shards of aggregate, reducing their
    co-efficient of friction with the road surface, thus increasing the
    time taken to perforate the structure to a hole. The injury sustained
    is therefore less than it might otherwise have been. ;-) [1]

    Alternatively; chaos theory, luck of the draw and coefficient of
    friction of the road surface might equally have played a part in
    determining the limited extent of his injuries (which appear to include
    a dislocated collarbone and abrasions to the shoulders and elbows).
    Luckily he didn't slide too far. There is some evidence of brain
    injury, but this has not been medically confirmed and could, in fact,
    be the rider's normal responses. ;-)

    HTH

    [1] Content of explanation only mildly "tongue in cheek" (no pun
    intended) [2]. This explanation bears (ditto) scientific scrutiny.
    [2] Yeuch!
     
    Paul Varnsverry, Feb 7, 2006
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  6. I think that's what the rider said. But my next observation could
    equally provide the explanation.
    :)
     
    Paul Varnsverry, Feb 7, 2006
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    steve auvache, Feb 7, 2006
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  8. Cool. So hairy-arsed blokes (or burds) will be ok.
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    Grimly Curmudgeon, Feb 7, 2006
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  9. I intend to propose that work is commenced on a new standard:
    "Requirements for impact abrasion resistance of hirsute motorcyclists".
    Invitations are extended to those who wish to assist research by
    volunteering to be dropped onto the moving abrasive belt (see below).

    I forsee one problem, however, and that is how to determine the
    uncertainty of measurement of the test's end point due to differing
    pain threshholds.

    No, make that two problems. The apparatus is contained in a case, and
    we might have problems strapping those with a fuller figure into
    position.

    I expect hair colour, density, coverage and thickness might all prove
    influential in determining the level of protection provided. Further
    research is required (see above).

    :)
     
    Paul Varnsverry, Feb 8, 2006
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