Paging Nigel Eaton.

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Lozzo

I'd come back with something fantastically witty at this point, but I
had to Google and that's just leave me feeling cheap.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, geoff

Oh yes, that's always possible. Or viral encephalitis. Bubonic (or
indeed pneumonic) plague is on the list too. Or visceral leishmaniasis.
Fortunately lymphatic filariasis doesn't really fit the symptoms. So
it's probably not that. Probably.

Of course, it could always be a combination of several of the above.

 

Can I just say necrotising fasciitis?

Thanks

 

You can, and just did.

I'm feeling no worse today, so I think I can rule that one out.

 

Ebola?

 

The moment ginge starts riding towards the light, he'll know he's got
6 months to live.

 

No thanks, I'm not hungry.

 

ROTFLMAO.

*nice*

 

Green Monkey Fever?

 

<wakes up from sleep, feeling groggy>

That's the one with John Travolta in it, right?

Sorry, not my kind of film. I'm sure if you ask nicely someone will
watch it with you though.