Paging Nige: go South young man

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Alternative subject: Norf darn

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, the man with no

Sorry, we're full.

 

What a fucking idiotic idea, no **** would be able to understand me.

 

That's because they don't speak English, Nige.
Don't forget there was no such thing as a Southerner until a Frenchman
got across the English Channel and fucked a pig.

 

heh, when I heard it on Radio 4 this morning I thought it was rather
blatant baiting of The Chip People.

 

You could carry a notebook and write things down.
Then the literate southerners would understand you perfectly.

 

As if we didn't have enough trouble with falling property prices. A
load of Norvern Munkeys bringing down the area is the last thing we
need.

 

Oi!

 

eh?

 

Something about being "considerably richer than thou"

 

I can. That doesn't mean I want you moving south.

Actually they got it quite wrong. People from the south should be
encouraged to move north where there are great open spaces and cheap
houses. Especially the northern monkies who plague *&"£*$($£** ......
NO CARRIER

 

True.
But £125K a year up here buys more than £125K down there.

 

Not true. 125k up there buys you a house in the north, however you look
at it.

 

It buys a bigger house than you'd get down south...

 

And?

 

bigger council tax.

 

**** me, do you live in cardboard city?

 

<pats 600 quid council tax bill lovingly>

 

http://www.wandsworth.gov.uk/Home/CouncilandGovernment/Counciltax/introduction.htm#howmuch