Paging Mr. Whinging Courier

Because he likes to show his affection for me publicly.

 

WC will be wearing a leopard hanky in one pocket.

 

In uk.rec.motorcycles, BGN amazed us all with this pearl of wisdom:

Actually, Nick, it isn't that. I'm higgorant and the thought never
occurred to me.

 

In uk.rec.motorcycles, BGN amazed us all with this pearl of wisdom:

<Googles>

Heh, not as bad as I imagined but I have inadvertently been giving
signals away in the way in which I wear my keys.

Does wearing my keys on the end of a disclock reminder mean anything?

 

You're looking for a long ride?

 

In uk.rec.motorcycles, Muck amazed us all with this pearl of wisdom:

No, I just don't want to lose my keys.

 

Just carry on doing it dear.

 

In uk.rec.motorcycles, BGN amazed us all with this pearl of wisdom:

Are you telling me that's what you do or are you saying that chaining
keys is a metaphor for chaining people?

****, this poof thing's hard work. I'll not be able to put my hands in
my pockets next.

 

Depends if you cut the bottom of your pockets out.

 

No, the keys are chained to my jeans.

<doesn't say anything>

 

In uk.rec.motorcycles, Muck amazed us all with this pearl of wisdom:

I don't particularly want coins in my shoes @-)

 

Well, I knew someone where I used to work that did this... and no, it
wasn't to keep their change in their shoes. He did seem to be moved
around from department to department though. :-/

 

In uk.rec.motorcycles, Muck amazed us all with this pearl of wisdom:

Ewwwww.