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Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by Martin, May 24, 2005.

  1. Martin

    Martin Guest

    It arrived safe and sound and will be fitted this sunday *after* my
    wife's graduation BBQ.

    Now all I need is Lozzo's one to arrive and I'll have a pair.
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    VTR1000 Firestorm
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    Martin, May 24, 2005
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  2. Martin

    fluffycat Guest

    you had a baglux incident and they have very kindly donated after the
    manner of kidneys?

    no... you said Lozzo. he'd give you most things, but...
     
    fluffycat, May 24, 2005
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  3. Martin

    Martin Guest

    BEHAVE!

    You have taken that completely out of context and made it look like
    something it isn't! ;-)

    It has to do with rubber rings and postage.

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    Martin:
    "For a minute there, you bored me to death."
    VTR1000 Firestorm
    TDR250 http://ukrm.net/BIKES/Yamaha/tdr250.html
    martin dot smith nine zero three at ntlworld dot com
     
    Martin, May 24, 2005
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  4. Martin

    Robbo Guest

    It arrived safe and sound and will be fitted this sunday *after* my
    Rubber rings?!?!?
    Erection problem?


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    Robbo, May 24, 2005
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  5. Martin

    Eddie Guest

    "Emmas" is my guess.
     
    Eddie, May 24, 2005
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  6. Martin

    Lozzo Guest

    Eddie says...
    All Emmas are evil.
     
    Lozzo, May 24, 2005
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  7. Martin

    Foto man Guest


    I know some who are benign and rather fetching too.
     
    Foto man, May 24, 2005
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  8. In uk.rec.motorcycles, Foto man amazed us all with this pearl of wisdom:
    There was an Emma I used to fancy the arse off but I was too slow on the
    uptake and lost out to Alex.
     
    Whinging Courier, May 24, 2005
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  9. Martin

    Lozzo Guest

    Bear says...
    If my brother needed a kidney the first question I'd ask is how much
    money the family could raise, then I'd suggest remortgages etc.
     
    Lozzo, May 24, 2005
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  10. Martin

    Lozzo Guest

    Bear says...
    Best thing is, I'd make sure I did plenty of fucking hard boozing
    before the op just so I could really enjoy my last few days with it.
     
    Lozzo, May 24, 2005
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  11. Martin

    darsy Guest

    <fx: drifts of into reverie>

    oh, god, matching hair[1].

    [1] this will mean nothing to anyone except me, and, err, Emma[2]

    [2] not Emily. That was something else.
     
    darsy, May 24, 2005
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  12. Martin

    Lozzo Guest

    Champ says...
    I know 2 of them, and they both are.

    The whole "All Emmas are evil" thing came about from a phone call by an
    Emma to the Chris Moyles show in 1999. Both Moyles and his sidekick,
    Dave Vittie, had been treated really badly in the past by girls called
    Emma and a meme was born. One of the Emmas I know was the girl who had
    been out with Dave Vittie when he was at Bedford School. She's one of
    my mate's wife's best friend, and a total bitch.
     
    Lozzo, May 24, 2005
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