Paging Lozzo and Champ

Bytel has 4 xbox's going spare. Pip and Petrol Mike have taken a couple,
cash to Team UKRM. I'll bring the 4 over in the 944 to BOSM (not riding
sadly).

I suggest the other 2 could be auctioned to the crowd after dinner,
funds to same. Feasible? I ain't no horse trader though, someone who
can talk very very fast in an appropriate accent should be recruited for
the selling? Reserve price £30 I think.

Anything else we can auction for the team? possibly anyONE?

'Hog

 

That's great

Unfortunately, I won't be able to make BoSM this year, but even if I
could, I wouldn't have suggested doing it myself. There's a number of
potential candidates for auctioneer, tho - Pip? Platypus? Robbo?

- a spanking from Lady Nina?
- a hand job from Cane?
- being beaten up by Beelzebub?

 

I suggest auctioning the specific right to not be exposed to any
of those. It should raise a million or two.

 

I'll give a tenner to the team if you let me have a go in your Porsche.

 

Ewww

 

How about a slave auction type thingy..?

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Muck

Take your sordid little fantasies elsewhere, matey.

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
ZZR1100, Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"

 

Oi.. dunno what you were thinking about. I was thinking about people
being auctioned for favors.. Hmm.. that don't sound right either.

 

Just cos nobody would pay much for you.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Champ

<sniff> You can be very hurtful, Mr Champion.

Not wise, when aimed at someone who will be playing with large
quantities of petrol in your vicinity soon.

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
ZZR1100, Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"

 

Pah

<strikes match>

 

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/tees/4340893.stm

 

Christ, that's the fucking spit of Petrolcan!

 

Passenger, no problem.
This *is* a 1986 car we are talking about.

'Hog

 

We need a volunteer for that?

<ponders>

'Hog

 

Ha! I've driven newer ;o)

You don't have to burn a lot of petrol. 5 minutes will be good enough
for me.

 

'Hog wrote

'Course we don't, Robbo is doing it.

The boy needs the practice, who can deny that?

 

Bytel has 4 xbox's going spare. Pip and Petrol Mike have taken a

WONNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGG !


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--
Robbo

Trophy 1200 1998
BotaFOF #19. E.O.S.M 2001/2002/2003/2004.
B.O.S.M 2003, 2004
FURSWB#1 KotL..YTC449
PM#7
..

 

Muck says...

BTDT ;-)

 

steve auvache says...

No he isn't.