B-I-L has just got himself snapped at 36 in a 30 (in a Porsche, oh the shame of it). He's suggesting an attempted "defence" that he had accidentally set the speedo to KMH, and couldn't figure out how to reset it, so was having to judge his speed by eye (not knowing how many K's 30M's is). "It is now reset, your honour". I'm trying to tell him he's a fucking idiot, pay the 60 quid and take it like a man, he's convinced he's Perry Mason. I *think* he might listen to an authoritative voice. Maybe. He's a cunt[1], right? [1] in other senses than "a Porsche-driving cunt", obviously.