Mo Childs wrote[QUOTE] I don't know if I could get her interested in a banjo - she may feel they come under the heading "definition of a lady - somone who owns a banjo but doesn't play it"[/QUOTE] Aside from the many many choices for the precise definition of "play." You cannot possibly own a banjo and not get it out and have a plunk every now and then. It's like having a dick and not wanking, it simply can't be done.