Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Alex Ferrier [QUOTE] . I managed to drop my house phone down the loo whilst pissed (and pissing), last week. I left it in my airing cupboard for three days and now it works perfectly again. Smells a bit whiffy mind you.[/QUOTE] Erm... You don't happen to use your earwax for candles by any chance, do you? Just asking like...