paging Bonwick and Ogden

feel free to taunt - I'm wussing out and not bothering with a wet
weekend in a tent in a field in Belgium.

I'd far rather not go and miss out on what might in fact be lovely
weather (though the forecast would very much suggest otherwise) than
to go and get pissed down on all weekend.

 

Taunt? What's to taunt about? You're simply wholly in touch with your
feminine side and there's nothing wrong with that. In fact it suits you.

Bender.

 

Don't be such a fucking Mong. You and Boots.

Go over, if the weather looks crap then migrate to a nearby B&B. Simple.
Google shows 10 in easy reach. Booking.com shows 10 hotels within 25m
and 47 within 35 miles.

I'm taking print outs of all those.

Chances are the sun will shine however.

 

nah, can't be arsed. If the weather is good, y'all enjoy yerselves,
y'hear?

Otherwise, I hope no-one drowns.

 

And me.

Previous experience of Chimay suggests they'll all be booked up. At
least all the nearby ones. And expensive.

Don't look like it. I'd like to give the 400 Four a thrash, and I
don't mind riding through the rain, but camping in it and then riding
back in it turns me right off. There's always next year.

 

I'm amazed the Germans didn't win WWII

 

Gawd but your life is exciting.

 

They did, it just took them 50 years longer than originally envisaged.

 

You have it the wrong way round. I only want to do things I enjoy
doing. I don't enjoy doing unenjoyable things like camping in a
thunderstorm.

 

That is a very good observation. They definitely won the peace.

 

I'd be doing the same if I didn't know that it's going to be really
good on Saturday and Sunday.

You'd better switch your phone off over the weekend because who knows
what could happen when we're all pissed and need to liven up the early
hours of the morning.

 

It working for the French. Turned him into a Cheese Eating Surrender
Monkey.

And Tog always spoke French just a little too well I thought.

 

regardless of the weather by 11 o'clock tomorrow I'll know whether or
not I wouldn't have been very good company anyway[1]

[1] my one-to-one with my line manager has been changed to a "meeting
to discuss your role" meeting with him and HR.

 

See now you're doubly missing out, as you could have stopped to
firebomb his house on the way over.

Best of luck, mind.

 

Sounds like you need a weekend away from it all.

 

Good luck.

 

I introduced your HR bod to Catbert yesterday after she asked why I call
her evil. She said she liked the random policy generator. Now I'm
scared.

 

BTDTGseveralTS

Good luck. If they offer you cash to go, just remember, it's never enough.

 

Done now, chunnel postponed, hotel cancelled.

You don't expect that they maybe full with those not daft enough to
camp in the first place?

 

Only because the Yanks switched sides.