Paging Bike Magazine's latest superstar contributor

That's not the best photo they could have used, you know.

 

Was it the right way up?

And is the article the whole story, or is it part one of a 4-part series
or similar?

 

I thought it was one of the Tweenies for a minute.

 

Nah, just the set-up. More to follow next month. You know those
greetings cards and novelties you can buy with pictures of dogs taken
with a distorting lens, that's all nose and eyes? The photo they've
used of you reminds me of those... ;-)

 

DR says...

They used no distorting lens, take it from me.

 

The one 'with bike' is OK though. OK in a 'non-permed' way.

 

It wasn't in Tesco earlier

 

Scan it and post it so we can all have a laugh without having to go to
WHS in the morning.

 

Subscribers just now, the hoi polloi can get it after New Year.

 

Someone probably purchased the whole print run.