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Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by Spete, Feb 20, 2004.

  1. Spete

    Spete Guest

    Is this true?

    During Autumn of 2000, a team of scientists at the Department of Forensics
    at University College London removed a row of passenger seats from a Central
    Line tube carriage for analysis into cleanliness. Despite London
    Underground's claim that the interior of their trains are cleaned on a
    regular basis, the scientists made some alarming discoveries:

    This is what was found on the surface of the seats:

    * 4 types of hair sample (human, mouse, rat, dog)
    * 7 types of insect (mostly fleas, mostly alive)
    * vomit originating from at least 9 separate people
    * human urine originating from at least 4 separate people
    * human excrement
    * rodent excrement
    * human semen

    When the seats were taken apart, they found:

    * the remains of 6 mice
    * the remains of 2 large rats
    * 1 previously unheard of fungus

    It is estimated that by holding one of the armrests, you are transferring to
    your body the natural oils and sweat from as many as 400 different people.
    It is estimated that it is generally healthier to smoke five cigarettes a
    day than to travel for one hour a day on the London Underground. It is far
    more hygienic to wipe your hand on the inside of a recently flushed toilet
    bowl before eating, than to wipe your hand on a London Underground seat
    before eating. It is estimated that within London, more work sick-days are
    taken because of bugs picked up whilst traveling on the London Underground
    than for any other reason (including alcohol).
     
    Spete, Feb 20, 2004
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    Sean Doherty Guest

    Sean Doherty, Feb 20, 2004
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    Lozzo Guest

    Previously on usenet, Spete said...
    So don't go to London cos it's a dirty shithole. I've been telling
    people this for years.
     
    Lozzo, Feb 20, 2004
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    Oldbloke Guest

    AO fucking L, dreadful place

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    Dan L (Oldbloke)
    My Bike 2000 Honda CB500
    M'boy's Bike 1990 Suzuki TS50X

    BOTAFOT #140, DIAABTCOD #26
     
    Oldbloke, Feb 20, 2004
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    Ginge Guest

    Well london is supposed to be a city of culture..
     
    Ginge, Feb 20, 2004
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    Pip Guest

    Just like Ski yoghurt then - bar the pot.
     
    Pip, Feb 20, 2004
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    Steve Parry Guest

    Steve Parry, Feb 20, 2004
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    Steve Parry Guest

    Glad it was you that said that ... :eek:)

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    K100RS SE
    F650

    http://www.gwynfryn.co.uk
     
    Steve Parry, Feb 20, 2004
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  9. I really wouldn't know. I recall the article being published at the
    time.

    Perhaps someone can explain how a *mass* transit system is supposed to
    prevent dust, personal oils and germs from thousands of passengers
    mingling with each other and being left inside the trains?

    Out of curiosity why have you just turned this article up?
     
    Paul Corfield, Feb 20, 2004
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    Zymurgy Guest

    Lozzo wrote
    You bell end. Says the man who's spent a significant amount of his time in Bedford.

    Not that I like London any more than you though ;)

    HTH

    Paul.
     
    Zymurgy, Feb 21, 2004
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    Spete Guest

    Saw this and thought of you....

    You working for 't Underground and all. Just curious of there was a grain of
    truth in there. If there would have been some truth in there....it's more
    than just some dust, oils and germs...
     
    Spete, Feb 21, 2004
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    darsy Guest

    darsy, Feb 21, 2004
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    Spete Guest

    <snip URL>

    Arse, so you're telling me that I'm not funny?
     
    Spete, Feb 21, 2004
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    darsy Guest

    no, I was telling you that you were a couple of years behind the
    times, and that the information you were presenting had been shown to
    be worthless a similar length of time ago.

    You aren't funny either, though, except to look at.
     
    darsy, Feb 21, 2004
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