paging anyone offensive

I've got to go on an "Introduction to Portfolio Management" course all
day today; any chance of someone stepping in and being randomly rude
in my absence? Burnt? Blaney? Dodger?

Cheers.

 

Q: WHAT DO YOU WANT?
M: Well, I was told outside that...
Q: Don't give me that, you snotty-faced heap of parrot droppings!
M: What?
Q: Shut your festering gob, you tit! Your type really makes me puke, you
vacuous, coffee-nosed, maloderous, pervert!!!
M: Look, I CAME HERE FOR AN ARGUMENT, I'm not going to just stand...!!
Q: OH, oh I'm sorry, but this is abuse.
M: Oh, I see, well, that explains it.
Q: Ah yes, you want room 12A, Just along the corridor.
M: Oh, Thank you very much. Sorry.
Q: Not at all.
M: Thank You.

 

NO....**** off.

Alan

 

<*Bear Mode On*> **** <*Bear Mode Off*>

Yoda Out

 

No, **** off. You can be Pope or you can be offensive. Two tries in
one match is just asking for trouble.

You'll work for nothing and be glad of it, for whih we'll get nothing
in the way of rudeness no doubt.

FFS, you speccy Geordie twat, sort your fucking abuse out!

Do I win?

 

Andrewr At Work wrote

Step aside shortly and let the dog see the bone.

Apart from a high degree of natural talent, it takes *years* of
dedication and hard work. Talent is, of course, something which,
frankly, you do not have,

Expecting to be paid for it is exactly what the hard of comprehending
would do. It is a labour of love. a vocation, and is not to be used for
mere pecuniary gain.

You could try.

But you would fail.

 

If you find the Nazi gold hoards, can you chuck some our way?

No-one but the fairies I would imagine...

 

LSD in the communion wine?

Oh dear.

Tell you what - if you get elected pope can I be the boss
of the Jesuits?

Nah. Been done before and it didn't work then either.

See that dead body? That's mine and I ain't stepping over it.

I suspect a number between zero and nothing..

Phil

 

Something to divide the arch-heretics from the merely heretical?

Phil

 

Don't be so pitiful.

 

Pah. They will to busy toking back the ganga and grooving to the
latest Merseybeats sounds.

Or something. After all, they will have a Norvern Pope.

Phil.

 

In uk.rec.motorcycles, darsy said:

How's this?

 

heh

 

The Anglicans are *way* ahead of you on that score

 

you missed the bit about me going on a course all day in the above
paragraph, then, you doddery old ****?

 

that's not too bad.

And what an enjoyable course that was.

Still, at least I know the difference between an ETF and a Hedge Fund
now.

 

Sorry, mate, I was being rude at my own employer today. If I'd had time
to fit in being rude to yours I would have been glad to.

 

I thought you wanted someone to go on the course for you and be rude
(hence my first response).

Oops.

 

Let me guess, you can't buy hedges with an ETF?

 

you can't buy anything with an ETF, but you can buy bits of an ETF
with a Hedge Fund.