paging AndyR / BOTAFOT

well, are you going through with your mad idea and doing the BOTAFOT
on a new bike?

Anyone else up for it - weather permitting, I quite fancy a little
jaunt over to Aylesbury.

 

He's not; he's picking it up tomorrow and riding it straight(-ish) home.

 

Not I - got a plane to catch.

 

poof.

 

Ah, but I'm picking it up tomorrow and riding it straight home because
I have child-care duties on Saturday, which would suggest I'm not a
poof.

Unless it's an elaborate bluff and my marriage/family is a sham.

But I could just be saying that because I think you'd think that I'd
only say that if it wasn't true.

Of course, I may have figured out that you'd be expecting that and ...
hang on, I'm confused ... am I a poof or not? I like tits more than
willies, if that helps.

 

darsy just says poof when he means pansy(3a).

 

Tell that to Wessie.

 

I assume you mean on yourself rather than on your partner.

 

don't worry on that score - I'm slow as **** at the moment.

Still, if no-one's interested, I'll just do my usual lonely /FOF/
instead.

 

Afraid I'm going to be slow and unmotorised for the weekend.

 

Sorry Andy - wrong way round!

 

Having seen Mrs.R it's not that elaborate. You wouldn't have to bluff
that hard either.

If you're anywhere nearabouts there'll be a friendly kettle and pitstop
available.

 

She's killed men for less than that, you know? And those she didn't kill
would rather she had.

Cool. I don't know where you live now and I haven't got a number for you,
but I'll bear it in mind.

--
AndrewR, D.Bot (Celeritas)
Kawasaki ZX-6R J1, Aprilia RSV-1000R (10th August), Fiat Coupe 20v Turbo
BOTAFOT#2,ITJWTFO#6,UKRMRM#1/13a,MCT#1,DFV#2,SKoGA#0 (and KotL)
BotToS#5,SBS#25,IbW#34, DS#5, COSOC# Suspended, KotTFSTR#
The speccy Geordie twat.

 

Er, I my have got that wrong. It ws supposed to be a "even BGN would
fancy your missus", but I got lost with the negatives, didn't carry the
one, and ... hang on, can someone fetch a ladder? I appear to be in a
hole.

I've texted you, on a number ending 179. If you don't get it, email me
at <nickname>@hotmail.com.

 

well, pipe up - South Mimms is better for me...

 

I'll be there[1] by 10:00 (probably). Leave as soon as it's clear no-
one else is turning up (10:05).

[1] the petrol station at South Mimms services.

 

if you come again, I'll think about where we're going before we go.

I'm not actually the KotL - you'll need to page Ant Espindola.