Did you get my email?
Dan White wrote What is it with you fucking people? "ohh did you get my mail?" He would have fucking replied if he did. Wooden knee? Or not if he didn't. Although I suppose he might have got it and still be in the process of replying. Or he has got it and is ignoring you. Or it might have arrived but he hasn't looked yet. Either way fucking give it up will you.
<Checks e-mail> Yes, but I'm quite happy with my penis size, thank you. Oh, hang on, that was the one above it ... Right, not for me, thanks, but Eddie might be interested. -- AndrewR, D.Bot (Celeritas) Kawasaki ZX-6R J1 BOTAFOT#2,ITJWTFO#6,UKRMRM#1/13a,MCT#1,DFV#2,SKoGA#0 (and KotL) BotToS#5,SBS#25,IbW#34, TEAR#3 (and KotL), DS#5, Keeper of the TFSTR# The speccy Geordie twat.
Because when I used a dial-up connection to Freeserve I could check my mail from work by using their web-based FSMail thingy. However, now that I have ADSL my home computer automatically picks up my e-mail every five minutes, which means that FSMail just shows me an empty mail box, so it has to wait until I get home and summon the strength to wade through 200 spams before it gets checked. <Shame faced> Yes, it was, wasn't it? Sorry. -- AndrewR, D.Bot (Celeritas) Kawasaki ZX-6R J1 BOTAFOT#2,ITJWTFO#6,UKRMRM#1/13a,MCT#1,DFV#2,SKoGA#0 (and KotL) BotToS#5,SBS#25,IbW#34, TEAR#3 (and KotL), DS#5, Keeper of the TFSTR# The speccy Geordie twat.
AndrewR wrote That has put an idea in me head. I might pop round the chippy for a bag of their finest and have spam egg chips and ketchup for me tea tonight. No it wasn't. As excuses go it is plausible enough. <snip>
I fully agree it's a different meal altogether but I think you saying that they are "not as nice" is a bit of a sweeping statement... I wont have you putting spam fritters down in this way. Spam fritters are a "classic spam dish" that deserve... well a degree of respect. I ask... no, I beg you to reconsider your judgement. Regards, David Thomas (Chairman Spam Fritter Appreciation Society)
David Thomas wrote Where did I put down spam fritters? I think you are deliberately misconstruing my words in order to be contentious. Who can deny it? I don't believe you are. If you were you would never put up with anything so disgusting as a low fat Spam Fritter. "If it ain't cooked in lard it ain't cooked"
Fair enough I've been rumbled, I was stripped of the title because of gross misconduct. I was caught in the act of dipping spam in batter made with organic stone-ground flour and frying lightly in virgin olive oil. It was just a stage I was going through, I know I should have been using bleached flour and lard.... I feel so ashamed... I'm well'in up again now! David Thomas (Disgraced Chairman Spam Fritter Appreciation Society)
I've checked that Champ's scheme is all legit and above board aswell. That'll be £50 in legal fees TYVM.
wrote Not that I would ever give up me carbs but if this Atkins diet crap is for real then we should all ditching the olive oil for good old fashioned dripping.
And you don't have a webmail server running on a unix box at home? Shame on you! Here is the one I use: http://www.egroupware.org Nice and simple, easy to install and configure. And pretty. Phil
What I do is use filtering rules to auto forward certain home addresses to work and some of my other addresses have multiple forwarding options from the provider. -- Ian "reorganising, a wonderful method for creating an illusion of progress" znvygb: (ROT13 all of it to mail me) The FAQ is here http://www.ukrm.net/faq/index.html 98 FZS600, 72 T120R MIB#21 TWA#6
