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Given your recent observations about additional "ticket inspectors"
maybe this link
http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/news/articles/12439909?source=Evening

offers a possible explanation?

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Paul Corfield

Bloody hell.

"Ausweis papieren!"

 

"Oh my God, they found Tom."

 

Well yes - after I read this at lunchtime I did have the thought
"Blunkett must die" running through my mind. It really is an appalling
way of treating people - does the man have no end to his zeal to
"purify" the United Kingdom? Cue the Liberal Democrats making huge
political capital from another Home Office inspired disaster area.

 

"Stalanist" they say, ho ho, no clue what that means obviously.
Still, the tag will fit nicely in the future EU I'm sure.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Champ

Hmm... "UKRM does 'wind up the immigration department' anyone?".

Only, I have a contact within the Home Office that could probably get us
a tip-off as to dates and times...

 

Nigel Eaton wrote

Do it.

 

"A spokesman said: "The Government has made it clear it will take a robust
stance against those who abuse UK laws"

I bet that doesn't work both ways.

 

Champ says...

I do a pretty mean Arab or Maltese impression. Can I come too?

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Lozzo

Welcome, my brother.

I shall be making a phone call shortly...

 

Nigel Eaton says...

Grazzi

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Lozzo

Isss na prahblem, my brother.

My contact yiss heffink "sniff round" ass you are sayink.

Yiss also sayink "Not nice people to be fuckink with".

I am sayink "Nor are we".

 

Nigel Eaton says...

As Rowan Atkinson would say "Shamilli tak-tak"

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Lozzo

Sharon and I have a modicum of fun playing with the timeshare touts in
Greece, by speaking in South African place names:

"Alright? You English?"

"Tshokwane"

"Skukuza"

"English? I'm not trying to sell anything..."

"Sabie, Sabie"

"Tshokwane Skukuza"

<knowing looks>

"Sabie!"

<Walk away>

 

I bet your holidays are just bursting with fun and frolics.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Attilla the

Well, it's true to say that she's never ridden a scooter into the back
of my bike.

But apart from that, they're OK.

 

She can't love you much then...

I might offer lessons. I've certainly stopped doing holidays.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Attilla the

She didn't love me much the first time I really, really, really lost it
with one of the touts when he approached me for the sixth time that day.
Mined ewe, said tout looked a little startled too.

So, we evolved plan B...

 

You are a *very* bad man.

 

*splutter*