Pagin Champ

Hey Champ,

Felling ill? Losing your hair? Been to Russia recently?

http://www.britishairways.com/travel/flightops/public/en_gb?p_faqid=2432

 

My daughter was called by BA on this. She was on one of the Moscow
flights that were affected. I told her it was useful to be able to read
in bed by the light of your own eyes.

 

Oh, it seemed like only yesterday.

How time flies.

 

You may have been exposed to porlonium...

http://www.porl.biz/picture_library/1196504839_l.jpg

 

He's been exposed to radiation too?

 

Look at the hair loss. I remember him when he was a curly little chap. Now
he looks like he's doing the dying spy.

 

Omfg; who's the bint, btw?

 

Dunno, but she reminds me of someone.

 

My mother, who do you think?!

The point is, I'm not fat!

 

porl says...

But your father must have been extremely ugly.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, porl

So why have you removed the photo? Hmm? Hmm?

J'ACCUSE!

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Ah, I see. Check.

I never thought you were. Fucking ugly, though.

 

Before he didn't die, you mean?

 

I was getting complaints from my ISP about flooding from sexy chicks
gagging to access it.

 

porl says...

Some people get better looking with age; me for example.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, porl

Oh right.

I knew there must be a credible explanation.

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Wicked Uncle Nigel - Podium Placed Ducati Race Engineer as featured in
Performance Bikes and Fast Bikes

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
SBS#39 OMF#6 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Yamaha Vmax Honda ST1100 wiv trailer

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Lozzo

****.

The midwife must have died from shock.

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Wicked Uncle Nigel - Podium Placed Ducati Race Engineer as featured in
Performance Bikes and Fast Bikes

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
SBS#39 OMF#6 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Yamaha Vmax Honda ST1100 wiv trailer

 

Wicked Uncle Nigel says...

I wasn't a conventionally good looking child, it has to be said.

 

"...and finally a couple of milkbottles. The perfect accessory."