Paddock stands - which one?

Crossed wires from the Countersteering thread...if a bike falls in the
opposite direction to that of the gyroscope, then if you hang the
gyroscope directly above it, clearly it won't fall, will it?

 

Alternatively, instead of crash bungs, attach a cat to both sides of
the bike by their feet.

 

I'm afraid it'll fall sideways, therby smashing to smithereens on the
wall. It won't be pretty.