Ozzy Osbourne, I like this

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    DangerScouse Guest

    DangerScouse, Dec 13, 2003
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    Millemg Guest

    Made me laugh too..!!!!

    Hi Les, I found you :eek:)
     
    Millemg, Dec 13, 2003
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    sir.tony Guest

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    Lozzo Guest

    Lozzo, Dec 13, 2003
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    WavyDavy Guest

    ....but you didn't find the FFAQ....
     
    WavyDavy, Dec 13, 2003
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    tallbloke Guest

    Heh,

    Some of the Black Sabbath lyrics were great though.
     
    tallbloke, Dec 13, 2003
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    Lozzo Guest

    tallbloke said...
    I remember reading Ian Gillan's[1] autobiography, where he was
    recounting his doomed days as Ozzy's replacment in Black Sabbath. He
    couldn't learn the lyrics because they made no sense to him or anyone at
    all, and if you knew Ian Gillan you'd know he is actually a very clever
    chap.

    Ian developed a crib sheet system, which was a big book on the floor, on
    his side of the footlights, and he'd turn the pages with his foot while
    singing. At one particular gig he was happily singing away, following
    the lyrics in the big book at his feet, when the stage-hands decided it
    was time for the dry ice. However they seemed to have overdone it a bit
    on this occasion, because it came up to Gillan's knees and the book was
    totally swamped by it. Ian la-la'd and mumbled his way through 2 songs
    before it died down.

    He left Sabbath not long after that.

    [1] I lived for 5 years with one of the ex-nannies[2] to his daughter
    Grace, when the family lived at Cublington outside Aylesbury. She is
    referred to in the book, as the nanny that Ian was held back from going
    upstairs to shag when he came home pissed with his manager. She said
    she'd have gone ahead and let him, she was a big Deep Purple and Gillan
    fan before she took on the job.
    [2] They got through a hell of alot of nannies. My ex left just after
    she piled the Gillan's Escort Cabrio into a fuel tanker with Grace on
    board.
     
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    Millemg Guest

    FFAQ ?? Eh wot ???????


     
    Millemg, Dec 13, 2003
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    Pip Guest

    Look here:
    http://www.ukrm.net/faq/ukrmscbt.html

    You might like to read this page and follow the links to further
    advice as to how and why we post here; then search around a bit and
    find the rest of the Frequently Asked Questions - and of course, the
    answers thereto.
     
    Pip, Dec 13, 2003
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    Macie Guest


    Lovely an' all, except Gillan replaced Ronnie James Dio.
     
    Macie, Dec 13, 2003
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    Lozzo Guest

    Macie said...
    If you knew me, you'd know I really DGAF. I do know Ozzy was in Sabbath
    before Ian Gillan, that's good enough for me.
     
    Lozzo, Dec 13, 2003
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    WavyDavy Guest

    Oh **** off, twat, and read the fucking thing, there's enough fucking links
    posted here for you to find it. Then, when you have, maybe you'll stop
    fucking top-posting. You Twat.

    Love and kisses (well it *is* the season of goodwill...)

    Dave
     
    WavyDavy, Dec 13, 2003
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    DangerScouse Guest

    Millemg says...
    Hiya Martin <G>


    --
    Lesley
    ZXR400SP
    "Not bad for a Scouser"
    SBS#11[with oak-leaf cluster]
    BOTAFOT#101A UKRMHRC#12
    BONY#54P BOB#18

    Un-cork me to reply
     
    DangerScouse, Dec 14, 2003
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    Millemg Guest

    Sorry, It's the first time I've ever been on a news group.

    Thanks for the friendly welcome.

    Think I'll "top post" all the time.......

    Cheers
     
    Millemg, Dec 14, 2003
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    Pip Guest

    That shows. Do you like showing your crass ignorance to a worldwide
    audience of thousands?
    This is why it is recommended to read without posting for a while, to
    get the "feel" of a newsgroup and to see how it works - this is
    "lurking". You apparently couldn't be bothered to do this little bit
    of research first and now you're nicely reinforcing the reputation of
    ignorant Scousers.
    Had you done it in a sensible manner, you would have got just that.
    It may not be too late: if you can bring yourself down off your high
    horse and post in conformation with convention.
    Not wise, unless you wish to further prove your foolishness and
    further embarrass your friend Lesley who pointed you towards this
    group in the first place.

    Your call.
     
    Pip, Dec 14, 2003
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    Timo Geusch Guest

    Millemg was seen penning the following ode to ... whatever:
    Don't let the door catch your arse on the way out.
     
    Timo Geusch, Dec 14, 2003
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    Pip Guest

    Don't let the door smack you in the arse on your way out, twat.
     
    Pip, Dec 14, 2003
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    Millemg Guest

    Sorry Les, but I can't do with f*cking tossers like this...!!!

    I'm absolutely gobsmacked by their pathetic unfriendly
    attitude.....and they say I'm on a high horse..!!!!! Jeeezus......

    Chrismas and all..!!!!

    Bye folks
     
    Millemg, Dec 14, 2003
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    Lozzo Guest

    Millemg said...
    Byee, don't let the door catch your arse on the way out
     
    Lozzo, Dec 14, 2003
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    Wik Guest

    Bye, Martin!

    Don't let the door hit you in the arse on the way out, now!
    :-D

    'Ere, Lesley, did you not mention the FFAQ or recommend a bit of lurking
    to your "mate" before advising him to wade in?

    Not very christian, was it?

    Do you not actually like him, then?

    *smirk*
    --
    | Wik -UKRMHRC#10- 2003 R1150GSA -DC#1 -'FOT#0 'FOF #39 - BOD#12 BOB#12
    |# You don't believe me | "Experience is the worst teacher.
    |That the scenery | It always gives the test first
    |Could be a cold-blooded killer. | and the instruction afterward."
    ***** human response from wik at blueyonder dot co dot uk *****
     
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