Ozmoto Outlaws VMCC

I hereby inaugurate the Ozmoto Outlaws Virtual Motorcycle Club.

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THE CLUB CONSTITUTION

[1] The club has no rules whatsoever.

[2] Every participant in aus.motorcycles is automatically granted
membership and is deemed to be a member unless they actively renounce
their membership. Ex-members shall be referred to as Splitters.

[3] Splitters can rejoin whenever they like.

[4] There are no office bearers.

[5] There is no leadership hierarchy.

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So... as of now, you're either a member of OOVMCC, or your're an
up-yourself tosser (or clit-twiddler), a Splitter, to be welcomed back
unconditionally as soon as you wake up to yourself.

Let the good times roll...


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Onya bike

Gerry

 

Well, this is one way to activate the group
with Constitution rule #2
The renunciations are going to be coming in thick and fast
if knobless has any say in it

 

Very Pythonesque.

 

And in keeping with the pythonesque theme
I propose a cause where there could be rules and in keeping with python
rule # 1 would be.................................

NO POOFTERS !!!

 

Oh sweetie. Does this mean you are not going to sleep with me any
more?

 

Good, innit?

They'll come thick and fast anyway. As the Ozmoto Outlaws, we HAVE
to be a minority group. Wouldn't be cute otherwise.

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Onya bike

Gerry

 

Not if there are lumps between your big toes

 

Very.


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Onya bike

Gerry

 

Well, so far, no Splitters have emerged. Very strange...

Also I've re-arranged the order of the constitution rules so that they
make more sense.

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Onya bike

Gerry

 

Can I be a 99%er?. Can I?. Can I?. Can I?. Can I?. Can I?. Can I?.
Please.

 

Can I be a 99%er?. Can I?. Can I?. Can I?. Can I?. Can I?. Can I?.
Please.


With a mouth like that, you can be the 69%'er

 

Sometimes Moike, you have to revert back to 1996 , then all these odd-bods
come out of the woodwork to utter a piece of histerical satire

 

Not sure what your point is.

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Onya bike

Gerry

 

Bet you'd like that wouldn't ya George.