Oysters...

So what is the crack with oysters?

Tonight on the way home I bimbled into waitrose and amongst
otherthings I bought an oyster... well if you haven't had one befire,
you've gotta try one right?
Well this bint on the Observer magazine says they're equivalent to
your first sexual experience... Now I don't wish to sound churlish,
BUT, I was left wanting somewhat. My first sexual experience was
masturbating, no surprise. And I have to say, it was more satisfying
than my first oyster. So what am I doing wrong?
Should I have chewed more? Whats the crack?
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1 Black, 1 Red. | o |
Numbers ... | o |
Egocentric statement | ooo |
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Hint > Find a girl who loves oysters ...

If she swallows one of them she'll put anything in her mouth ;o)

So I've been led to believe you understand!

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Steve Parry

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101 pyschology would ask what HER first experience was to come (excuse the
pun) up with a statement like that!

Graham

 

Never having tried one I wouldn't know. Something slimy and salty in your
mouth?

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Malc
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get me out of my tree to reply

 

Mmmmmm, oysters, fucking love 'em. Very rich and difficult to digest
though. Mined Ewe, a friend of mine eats them, like they're going out
of fashion.

The word "bint" gives you a clue.

They're a special sort of taste really. Some people don't like the
consistency, some do.

Just make sure that they're alive when you eat them, or you'll
*really* suffer.

 

You should have taken some wine vinegar, chopped up some shallots and
poured the mixture into the oyster.

The oyster should then be poured into your mouth whilst still cringing
from the vinegar and you should just swallow... lovely.

 

The bit where you put the knife blade in and twist.

 

Owen wrote

In the good old days they made poor people eat them but to their
surprise they found out that the poor people were getting enough
nutritional benefit from them to enable them to breed viably. The rich
people who after all do know what is best worked out that if poor people
were allowed to breed any more there would be too many of them for the
health of the economy and they made them illegal for poor people to eat
and now only rich people are allowed to eat them and if a burd sits on
one she gets pregnant.

 

They're only suitable for really pretentious people, tasting, as they
do, like an old rubber johnny that's been left in a whore's fanny for
a couple of years.

 

Goes for anything in shell: SWMBO and I had dodgy mussels a few weeks
back. Eruptions from both ends for three days and we didn't feel right
for a week.

Strangely enough we went to Mexico just after and had no trouble at
all.

 

Do they have that much flavour?

 

How exactly do you know what that tastes like?

 

Err, "I'm reliably informed", "allegedly".

 

Christ, if I'd know they were that nice I'd have tried them sooner.

 

The ones we had last month were fine
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But Marina doesn't like oysters and.....
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O -----
1 Black, 1 Red. | o |
Numbers ... | o |
Egocentric statement | ooo |
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I think I'll just take your word on that...
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O -----
1 Black, 1 Red. | o |
Numbers ... | o |
Egocentric statement | ooo |
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Luckily, eh?

 

dixit Ace:

how do you feel about sea snails?

 

Bulot are fucking great.

Orsan (prolly spelt wrong) are strange.