Own up, who has named their steed?

Nothing wrong with a bit of armco, biker boy

 

Can't see it myself. Surely adding big chunks of metal will make it even
slower.

--
platypus

"Merely corroborative detail, intended to
give artistic verisimilitude to an otherwise
bald and unconvincing narrative."

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, platypus

Depends on the application method. Apparently in some circumstances
vigorous application of armco can make them autonomous.

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - Podium Placed Ducati Race Engineer as featured in
Performance Bikes and Fast Bikes

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
SBS#39 OMF#6 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (Falling apart) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Yamaha Vmax Honda ST1100 wiv trailer

 

Well, obviously, but that's not scary. It's a perfectly well understood
phenomenon. The movement of combinations is entirely predictable.

--
platypus

"Merely corroborative detail, intended to
give artistic verisimilitude to an otherwise
bald and unconvincing narrative."

 

I was wondering why the oracle would be described as above before I
remembered Mrs Fawlty. I think I need to lay off the Greek literature
for a bit.

 

Its well known that sidecars are a tool of satan, hence thier
interesting handling characteristics... Add to that a known psychopath
at the controls...

 

Hearsay and exaggeration: it's simply a matter of practice and familiarity.
Next time you're down, I'll induct you into the Craft.

--
platypus

"Merely corroborative detail, intended to
give artistic verisimilitude to an otherwise
bald and unconvincing narrative."

 

The slow black one, err, which slow black one. The slow silver one or
the fast silver one. The fast blue one.

All these terms have been variously used in my household.

P.

 

Mentalism, more like.

Stop back-peddling you bizzaro freakoid.

You may have inadvertently hit a raw nerve, but let's not go there.
Neither of us have the time or the inclination... trust me on this.

 

We call the GPS in the SOC Margo as in Margo Ledbetter in 'The Good
Life'.

Absolutely no sense of humour.

"Do a U turn as soon as possible."

"Do a U turn in 100 meters."

"DO A U TURN NOW!!!!"

 

So did Brownz, apparently.

 

Heh! Good chap.

 

*Worry mode* Shivers...


Heh...
Actually, I'm prolly stupid enough to take you up on that...

 

You /know/ you want to.

--
platypus

"Merely corroborative detail, intended to
give artistic verisimilitude to an otherwise
bald and unconvincing narrative."