Our Des is famous

TOG@toil, ,

why do you appear to be proud of being an old git?

 

So fucking what. I once won a tenner[1] in the Prize Cryptic Crossword
Competition in the Telegraph, "Britain's Best-Selling Quality Daily"
and you don't see mee bragging about it on USENET.

[1] In book tokens

 

Was it written in green ink?

 

Umm he said Champ was a **** a couple of weeks back.........

 

TOG@toil, ,

You still can't get your posts to thread worth a shit, though.

 

I'd expect nothing less, Des.

That's only a very small hook, so there's no need for a disgorger -
just spit it out in your own time.

 

Since when was consistency required here, fuckhead? Anyway, perhaps
he likes everybody else ... no, you're not paranoid after all.

Bloke has a good line in character assessment then. Cool.

 

I don't dislike Des. Quite the contrary, I actually enjoy his posts
and I think I can see the humour in them that other people miss. It
just seems that in this case, he's missed the fairly fucking obvious
self-mocking style of humour contained in my post.

 

You're detracting from his martyr fixation.

 

If you hurry, she might still be there.

 

Hardly. That was _exactly_ what I expected, Des.

 

Extreme predictability - don't you just love it?

How many more of your buttons do you want me to push, Des?

 

Just come out in UK, Its got a 600 supertest with a GSXR on the front.
Also review of teh Triumph Rocket.

 

I WAS JUST READING THROUGH THOSE BACK ISSUES WONDERING IF THERE WAS ANYTHING
BY ANY UKMERS YOU BASTARD!!

 

What channel is it on again, and at what time?

 

Dr Ivan D. Reid

And just to spite ukrm, Dr Reid quickly invented the time-machine
and went back to 1872 to deposit a well written little article at
Trail and Track?

 

He didn't quickly invent it. It took him several decades but no-one was
to know.

 

Champ says...

<snip>

Haha, you found the first one. I'd love to get my hands on a copy. mine
was chucked out by the ex-witc^H^Hwife

Right, fast forward a year or so and start looking again. You'll find
another letter near a pic of a shitty looking XS250

 

Champ says...

I expected nothing less.

Incidently, the XS was entered for ultstreet in 1985, but we had a
slight mishap while bump starting it a couple of days before Santa Bog
round at my mum's, where it was kept. It wouldn't start so my mate Murff
and I pushed it up the drive with my then non bike-riding burd Lisa
piloting it. She panicked when it eventually fired and froze with the
throttle wound on, rather than off. This resulted in the poor XS flying
out of the drive with my burd hanging on for dear life until the bike
went head first into the 4 foot deep ditch opposite. The carburation of
the ex RD400 carbs was on a par with Lisa's ability to use the brakes,
in other words, crap.

I ended up with a very bent set of forks, a bent frame and an extremely
battered and bruised girfriend who refused to have anything more to do
with me sexually, until I'd stopped fucking around with pieces of shit
like rat XS250s. I decided I liked my burd's body more than I liked the
XS, so I broke it. Strangely enough, Lisa's still one of my best
friends.

 

Ride printed my Riding tip last month.