I want to ebay my car; which is rubbish. It'll be a £1 start and if anyone will take it away I shall be happy. However, I think I'll have more chance should I be able to say it will *start*. It's been standing for a few months and doesn't have enough charge to pop the locks on the central locking. I do have a jump pack thing, but I don't have a *charger*. The jump pack will get it to crank over by maybe a cylinders worth before it sticks. Pumps and things seem to run, and whirring noises happen before it turns over. I should really consider forking out for an optimate to keep my current and all my shiny future bikes tip top and happy, but being the cheap skate I am, I wonder if a bike optimate would be up to the task of conditioning a *car* battery? Thus saving me organising friends and jump leads and all that faff. Two birds and all that. I do not have any handy cliffs or canals close by to roll the car off/into.