OTish - Classics and Horology

Garden power tools: the stroker-addict's Methadone.

 

I never tried methadone. Is it really that bad?

Regards, Ian

 

What's going on here??? Everyone appears to have started speaking Klingon.
Perhaps the batteries in my Babel Fish are running down....

 

Beware of the one called Wogan for he is a sdo;awerkjag.

 

That must be Klingon for "lickspittle".

 

<lamp lights up above head in thought-bubble>

Oh!

Ah, bollocks, can't be arsed.

<lamp goes off again>

 

Zillon from the Planet Tharg and cannot be trusted.

IIRC.

 

The message <1hbybtb.7csl731rz6pi6N%>
from (The Older Gentleman) contains
these words:

Bloody Woolworth's batteries.

 

Do you reckon I could get a nice chainsaw on the NHS then?

Nick

 

Ka'Pla, actually. You have been exposed as a Terra'nan spy and will be
taken before the Klingon High Council for a routine walloping.

 

But you could have so much fun! Though it's more radio 4 than radio 2.

 

Linz! What are you doing here? I never had you down as a biking chick,
or are you a sheddi amazon instead?

 

I am a sheddi amazon. I do own a pair of leather trousers but they're not
really biker-stylee.

 

Aaaah, now I recall. Great sketch.