Number One Son has been in touch and him and his mates are moving to London and they have cocked up their leases and will be homeless for a month so he is coming to doss here. Fucking wonderful, I am over- fucking-joyed. My pot is fucking brimming. Ain't it just. And there is the problem see, it is my pot. Taylor made and honed for my needs and now the cunt wants to come and fucking sup from it. He likes mature cheese I know that. I wonder if he has grown out of pot noodles yet?