OT The downside of long flowing locks

I just sniffed a hair right up me nose and down the back of me froat.

Horrible.

Still, sucking it clean was a bonus.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, steve auvache

Oh, you *DUH-TY* old man.

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How did you manage that? You've got long hair.

Did you suck it like spaghetti or did you do it from the side and get a
build up on the side of your lips?

 

Whinging Courier wrote

Exactly. I was sniffing up a dangly one, like you do, and some hair got
caught in the draught and went in with it all. Fortunately it was still
attached at one end.

Oh from the side, of course. What do you think I am uncultured or
something?

 

Wicked Uncle Nigel wrote

*proud*

 

Just because it's white, doesn't mean it's good to snort.

 

So did you get much in the way of mucus? I like those ones that stretch
and just when you think they're going to break, you get that last
satisfying lump come out, sometimes lighter in colour but usually
firmer.

You'd be uncultured if it was clear. IME, the clear ones are more salty
but the darker the colour the more mature and springy they are.

 

I found a pubic hair in my speed once.