OT Stilton and Jaffa Cakes

Get some grapefruit juice and make salty dogs instead.

 

Good idea but I finsished the grapefruit juice over the weekend. i was
going to go shopping tonight...

 

Dear lord.

Have you checked that picture in the attic lately?

 

answer one - Didn't you know I keep pretty young things chained in the
back of the garage for just such emergencies?

answer two - Ew, just Ew, you nearly put me off my gin then.

 

I'm currently 75 kilos and have a BMI bang on 25, my plan for this year
is to get it back down to 22, I've just realised that means losing about
a kilo a month, or getting food poisoning.

 

I know exactly how you feel. I'm a couple of years ahead of you
though. Since I moved here my jeans have gone from 30" to 32", and
recently to 33".

I'd like to think I might get down that low, but realistically I don't
think it's likely.

Down to 24.27, having been over 25, and therefore "overweight", before
xmas. Which is a load of complete bollocks, IMO, as is yours. Are you
six foot tall, BTW? Never really thought about it, but that's the only
height that gives that BMI at 13'7.

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Off to India again then?

22, FFS. I'd have to be down to 12 and a half for that. Which wouldn't
be a bad thing, but not in the realms of real life, I feel. And TBH
I'm not sure I need to be seen as a skinny fucker any more either.

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Not a chance.

For my build 22 woul;d mean losing the gut but not much else, i reckon.

 

I'd have to be 10.5 stone to be BMI 22. Haha.

 

I've been hovering around 86kg. I guess I'm just a lightweight.

You fat ****. Remember me making fun of your gut at Chimay in 2006? You
can't say you weren't warned.

 

I think you're getting too technical with this. I generally go by "Have I
fallen over yet?"

 

I like to cut a lime in half, then quarter the halves. Then, lots of gin,
lots of ice, reasonable amounts of tonic (don't want to overdo it) in a big
glass. Mmm.

 

Academic figures when you're 5' 8" and 108 kg (having already lost 7kg)

 

I appear to be a little wobbly. I have not just broken but smashed the
two glass rule that was introduced after said Bryan Adams incident.

 

I've filled my 54-bottle rack and have another two cases unopened. I
seem to have cut down on my booze intake while upping my purchase rate
and it's starting to get a bit silly.

And then there's the beer, three cases of that sitting on top of the
beer fridge and another case of assorted Belgian oddities that I can't
quite bring myself to polish off...

 

I did wonder, having weighed myself at 85kg on a hotel's scales last
week, but I assumed they must have been wrong.

I never really notice people's height unless they're tall (my height
or more) or short (lss than 5'10") so it's no great surprise.

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Sounds like you make an excellent G&T, sir.

 

I drank two 3l boxes of red wine in a single evening once.

I woke up lying prone on the worktop of a kitchen in a house belonging
to the parents of someone I didn't know.

 

I hope there were no fruit pies involved.

 

I once woke up in the back of a Transit van belonging to someone I
didn't know. He certainly had a bit of a shock when he came to pick
the van up from the pub car park in order to go to work.

And no, I still have no recollection of how or why I got there.