OT Stilton and Jaffa Cakes

Get a load of this url:

http://www.artisanalcheese.com/prodinfo.asp?number=10497

 

I'm not sure I want to visit the website of a company called Artis
Anal Cheese.

 

meaning nobody.

 

Arti must be a busy chap.

 

"distinctive orange color" (sic)

Ah.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, platypus

"distinctive orange color" (sick)

 

"Scrape and serve"

 

Multiple Whooshing.... Godwin's Law was invoked - but ignored.

 

and would you believe ...


Free from Egg.
Free from Gluten.
Free from Soya.
Free from Peanut.
Free from Nuts.
Free from Sesame.
Suitable for Vegetarians.
Free from Fish.
Free from Mustard.
Free from Celery.
Free from Sulphur Dioxide.

 

Free Nelson Mandella.

 

http://xkcd.com/136/

 

I managed to transport some Pant-Ysgawn to the VCF AGM in 2006. I
produced it at the traditional cheese and sausage fest on the first
evening of the weekend. When I dipped an Asshourne charcoal wafer in to
the by then rather warm and ripe cheese they thought, at first, that I
was eating it on an after eight mint. They eventually pronounced the
chevre 'good' and were also grudgingly appreciative of the Halfpenny
Green 'Penny Black' white whine (black country vin du pays).

As to blue cheese with sweet things, you can't beat a creamy blue
(Cashel, Dolcelatte, St Agur) with wild strawberries IMO.
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I've placed another 2 orders since that thread...and just about to place
another.

 

freed from desire

 

I ordered 3 x Laithwaites cases (+ 3 free ones), and 2 from Virgin,
and probably have bought >50 bottles from Tesco/Sainsburys since that
thread.

Maybe we drink too much wine.

 

oh, at least a bottle a day.

 

Is that all? What about the evenings?

 

that's each of course, not household consumption.

sometimes about the same.

 

Good man. Carry on.

 

.... covering the kitchen table