OT still alive

sorry to have kept you all in the dark so to speak, yes, if you were
wondering, I'm still alive not buried under tons of concrete, although
some of you probably wish I was... before any of the more obnoxious
cold hearted bastards say it

 

I bet the skip hire business is booming.

 

In message

Next time you're hungry may I suggest the local chinky takeaway rather
than all the risk taking of going to the source?

 

Oh. It's you.

I saw the subject and thought it was from Champ.

 

No, Champ's right hand is bust. You need to wait for a "st ave" post
from Champ

 

I guess I assumed he was texting with his knob.

 

<blows dust off dictaphone joke book>

 

Heh. "Pencil dick".

 

yes but for taking away lots of dead bodies

 

yes its me

 

Yes but who are you? We can't wish you dead if we don't remember you.

 

>,
says...

Who the **** are you, **** face.

Get back and **** off to your death where you belong, fucko and never
darken my door again, you fucking ****.

 

Is it beer or wine tonight?

--
ogden

sv650 (sold)
gsxr750 (coming soon)
rgv250

 

Meths.

--
TD
1991 VFR400R NC30 (black and red)
2001 ZX-9R (red and black)
1999 M5 (neither black nor red)
Missing: SOB, Unreliable Italian exotica, Lardy tourer (but 9R is near enough)

 

...again.

Phil

 

Neither, he mentioned cold-heated and obnoxious as if to get a "there,
there" response so I rightly told him to go and **** himself. You can do
the same ;-)

 

Hahahaha!

 

To be fair, it's also good news for the concrete. Would you want to be
laying on top of Barry?

 

absolutely delighted to see your crappy shite old CBR1000 was stolen,
I hope all your crappy shite old bikes get stolen...

 

sorry to have kept you all in the dark so to speak, yes, if you were

Bollocks to you, I've had lots of offers, recently as it happens, for
this very position... I'm too fat and heavy, like you who is fatter
and heavier, to go on top...