OT : OK - That's just wrong....

.... the new Orangina advert.

Wrong - on so many levels.

 

Thanks for posting this. I wasn't sure if I'd imagined it and was
worried to ask...

 

I thought it was me, but I'm glad that someone else feels the same way!

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<googles>
Is this about dancing animals. It does look rather questionable.

 

This one?

Hmm, attention-grabbing, provocative, memorable... sounds to me like
someone at the ad agency's gonna get a big bonus for this one.

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Hmm. Are you fond of musical theatre, too?

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, "Brownz (Mobile)"

It is... odd.

But then, I was slightly uncomfortable to realise that I'd got a semi
whilst watching the girls dressed up as antelopes in the Lion King
parade at Disneyland.

 

hah - I was thinking exactly the same thing.

Oh, and the Buzby Berkely film that it references, IIRC, is "Footlight
Parade".

Also, isn't the "falling into flowers" bit from "American Beauty"?

Basically, the ad is letting you know that if you like Orangina,
you're a fucking poof.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Bear

So, much like porn in that respect, eh?

 

Well clearly you do, as just discussed. What I find worrying isn't the
fact that you spotted the references, but the fact that you were
looking at the dancers in that way anyway.
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You were doing okay up to here.

"Don't talk to the police."

You reckon?

 

furries.

 

Nothing wrong with spraying your partner with white frothy stuff. Nothing at
all, even if she's a bit of an animal.

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That was his intention.

D.

 

I'll give it < month before the ASA make some kind of ruling.

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Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Champ

Of course not.

There never are...

In my defence the costumes were *very* tight, and the dancers were
*very* fit.

 

Go and try front row seats at the Chicago musical. They're quite well
presented sets of muscles.

The least sexy performance I've ever seen is the nutcracker that that
chap's been touring recently. It evoked many things, none of them positive.

 

Oh come on, surely you knocked one out over Jessica Rabbit.

 

I experienced physical pain reading that.

 

But was it every-so-slightly pleasant?

;o)