{OT} Never Do Tech Support ..

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by genuine_froggie, Dec 3, 2004.

  1. Oh ****, now she says, 'You didn't give me Windows !! You only installed
    WordPad .. I want Windows !!'

    Jesus _f-u-c-k-i-n-g_ Christ.
     
    genuine_froggie, Dec 11, 2004
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    Cab Guest

    With tactics that didn't change right up until the Falklands...
     
    Cab, Dec 11, 2004
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  3. I go over there, she says, 'I can't get on the Internet !'

    'It was working last time I was here,' I say. 'Well it's not working
    now!!' she cries.

    I do 'Démarrer' --> 'Exécuter' --> 'cmd' I type 'ipconfig /all' into the
    DOS window, and I get the usual stuff, DNS, WINS, IP etc.

    'You _do_ seem to be connected ...' I mutter. 'Let's see ..' I open IE5.0,
    type in www.free.fr and up comes the homepage for her ISP.

    Ever wanted to slap someone hard around the giz ?
     
    genuine_froggie, Dec 11, 2004
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    platypus Guest

    I've finished digging the barbecue pit.
     
    platypus, Dec 11, 2004
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  5. Lend me a shotgun, and you have a deal.
     
    genuine_froggie, Dec 11, 2004
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    Ferger Guest

    genuine_froggie secured a place in history by writing:
    Des, this is a UK newsgroup. It would be courteous to translate all this
    foreign guff. Paticularly foreign guff that you have Francophied for no
    reason apart from the fact that you are posting from France and want
    everyone to know, 'cos that just looks a bit sad IMO
     
    Ferger, Dec 11, 2004
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  7. Noted.
     
    genuine_froggie, Dec 13, 2004
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