OT mystery item in the post

This item was delivered to my house recently. What should I do with it?

http://freespace.virgin.net/d.wesson/stuff/mystery_item.JPG

It's about 4.5 inches long and the widest point is about an inch in
diameter.

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"Wessie is a lovely man with many wonderful qualities" TM Blaney

 

ICBW, but I think you'll find it's a vibrator or dildo. A mate of mine got a
contract to design the electronics & motor controls for them. Some old bird
in Hampstead or Golders Green flogs them for up to £300 each.
They are investment cast and/or CNC-machined stainless. Weigh a ton.
Unfortunately the tiny mobile phone motor/vibrators are not 'man' enough to
provide much in the way of vibration due to the weight of the things.
Stick the damn thing on ebay with a reserve of £200 ad see what happens..
JB

 

*ding*.

JB

 

it's a butt-plug - how can you not know that?

 

They're notoriously hard to see if you're on the receiving end.

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The speccy Geordie twat.

 

So, do you reckon Tony Laithwaite is trying to groom me?


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wessie at tesco dot net

BMW R1150GS

"Wessie is a lovely man with many wonderful qualities" TM Blaney

 

Oh, is it a high tech 'charger' then? An updated version of what
Papillon used on Devil's Island. Wouldn't get much cash in that.

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Personally, I'd use it to stop the vinegar coming out of the bottle.


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Beav

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Won't the "O" rings cause some problems?


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Alimentary, dear wessieton.

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have you made a habit of sucking down his shiraz?

 

you've heard about his infamous Black Stump then?


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wessie at tesco dot net

BMW R1150GS

"Wessie is a lovely man with many wonderful qualities" TM Blaney

 

Don't skimp on the KY jelly ...

 

Wine bottle stopper.

 

*ding*

http://images.crateandbarrel.com/is/image/CrateandBarrel/BottleStoppersCylFlairBall?$lg$

 

err, is it just me, or was it obvious from the start what it was?

 

I thought it was obvious and that Ben had been whooshed, but perhaps we've
been.

Live by the whoosh, die by the whoosh.

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The speccy Geordie twat.

 

is it too late for me to claim that all of my posts in this thread
were "ironic"?

 

I thought it was obviously a bit small for a butt plug

 

Yes, but you may have been "just trolling".

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Aprilia RSV-1000R, Kawasaki ZX-6R, Fiat Coupe 20v Turbo
BOTAFOT#2,ITJWTFO#6,UKRMRM#1/13a,MCT#1,DFV#2,SKoGA#0 (and KotL)
BotToS#5,SBS#25,IbW#34, DS#5, COSOC# Suspended, KotTFSTR#
The speccy Geordie twat.