Happily connects but no one's ever online? Tried MSN Messenger, its online brother, and Trillian, all the same. I've twiddled settings on the ADSL router, made sure it has absolutely no firewall turned on, checked the hosts file on the XP boxen, disabled the XP SP2 firewall (disabled by default), reinstalled, tried adding in the ports that need forwarded to get file transfer, etc working, no joy. Looking at the logs from Trillian and MSN M they both connect happily to the server, but no one is online. Am I going mad? Is there a "test" user I can check? Any ideas? I'm stumped.