OT Malta

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by Alan Crowder, May 6, 2011.

  1. I went to Malta when I was 16 with my Dad and his lady at the time. We
    went in August as I recall and it was terrifically hot, which got me
    down a bit. We stayed in some nice apartments with a pool in Sliema,
    hired a Honda Civic (bear in mind this was 1983) and spent 2 lovely
    weeks there. When we first arrived however, the apartment was teeming
    with cockroaches which the landlord came and removed/fumigated while we
    had a day out.
    We did St Paul's Bay, the Blue Grotto, day trip to the ancient pagan
    temple on Gozo, shopping in Valetta, I went on a night cruise with a
    load of girls I met there and we took a boat trip around the entire
    island. I even managed to find a horse-riding yard and took a few hours
    trekking across the hills, seeing parts of the countryside that car/bike
    transport won't.
    Beware the local wine, it might give you the trots. Food is
    Italian/Arabic fusion as is the language and the driving. When I went,
    hire cars had stripes on the side for the locals to aim at... tarmac is
    shiny smooth and so are everyone's tyres but you might see some lovely
    vintage vehicles. I've never been to Cuba but I imagine the comparison
    is close.
    Oh and Pip's right about the religious festivals, not only is there a
    lot of parading of Mary statues and singing, there are usually lots of
    fireworks and late night drinking sessions to be had. So, my advice is
    stay cool by the pool during the day and enjoy the scenery either early
    in the morning or closer to dusk.

    It may all have changed of course, in the last 30 years but I really
    liked it back then (apart from the heat!).

    Have fun and don't forget pics.
     
    LucretiaBorgia, May 6, 2011
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  2. Alan Crowder

    Pip Guest

    Sent out to spread the word and demonstrate what decent chaps they are,
    I think - like the uk* collection of Yanks.
     
    Pip, May 6, 2011
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  3. Alan Crowder

    Pip Guest

    OK, I'll grant you occasionally. Annually, even.
     
    Pip, May 6, 2011
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  4. Alan Crowder

    Pip Guest

    COAT!
     
    Pip, May 6, 2011
    #24
  5. Alan Crowder

    Jim Guest

    Heh. I remember him. We went on the day-long boat trip around Gozo
    (stopping in at all the snorkelling spots) which runs out of Mgarr, and
    he was running boat trips from Camino at lunch time.
     
    Jim, May 6, 2011
    #25
  6. Alan Crowder

    Spete Guest

    Just think, a whole island full of little Lozzo's. Want to rethink the
    holiday plans?
    ;-)
     
    Spete, May 6, 2011
    #26
  7. Alan Crowder

    Alan Crowder Guest

    Oh yes, perhaps Portugal now then.

    Alan

    --
     
    Alan Crowder, May 6, 2011
    #27
  8. Alan Crowder

    Ian Guest

    My GF at the time, her mom had an apt. in Sliema and she knew Tony
    very well.

    I only met him once or twice and I remember him letting me drive one
    of his boats. Quite quick it was. Trouble was, he kept a **** off huge
    Doberman on board who decided to sit betwixt seat and helm with fangs
    *inches* from my family jewels. *Very* unsettling, but we had a right
    laugh. Wine, jokes, fast boats, What's not to like? It's certainly a
    lot better way to travel than the fucking Capt'n Morgan ferries.
     
    Ian, May 6, 2011
    #28
  9. You turned him around?
     
    Grimly Curmudgeon, May 6, 2011
    #29
  10. Alan Crowder

    CT Guest

    Like a record, baby...
     
    CT, May 6, 2011
    #30
  11. Little Lozzo's what? I shudder to think.
     
    Grimly Curmudgeon, May 6, 2011
    #31
  12. Alan Crowder

    Cab Guest

    Day trips are a piece of piss. they all speak funny there, mind.

    I could put you in touch with a guy that could rent you out a very
    nice apartment for not lots of money. I use his services (car hire,
    etc) quite a bit.
    There are lots of places which are 4* and very nice too. The Corinthia
    chain is pretty good.
    I was chucked out. Told the pope to f*ck himself.
     
    Cab, May 6, 2011
    #32
  13. Alan Crowder

    Krusty Guest

    Just out of interest, how do you pronounce 'f*ck'?
     
    Krusty, May 6, 2011
    #33
  14. Alan Crowder

    Cab Guest

    It does depend upon where you go. There are some fairly decent beaches
    but you do have to look for them. This is a fairly decent guide:

    http://www.guidetomalta.net/holidays-in-malta/malta-best-beaches-guide/
    Close. It's "ÄŠirkewwa". But I knew what you meant. :)
     
    Cab, May 6, 2011
    #34
  15. Alan Crowder

    Pip Guest

    That would do it. In person, mano a mano, or just shouting at the
    telly?
     
    Pip, May 6, 2011
    #35
  16. Alan Crowder

    Spete Guest

    family ?

    <Arse, whadaspellingmistakatomaka)>
     
    Spete, May 6, 2011
    #36
  17. Alan Crowder

    Cab Guest

    <G> Don't push the boat too far out with the compliments.
     
    Cab, May 6, 2011
    #37
  18. Alan Crowder

    Cab Guest

    In Malta? Just thinking about it would get you deported, IWHT.
     
    Cab, May 6, 2011
    #38
  19. Alan Crowder

    Lozzo Guest

    Bunch of cunts :)

    --
    Lozzo
    Versys 650 Inter-Continental Hyperbolistic Missile , CBR600F-W racebike
    in the making, TS250C, RD400F (somewhere)
    BMW E46 318iSE (it's a car, not one of those 2-wheeled pieces of shite
    they churn out)
     
    Lozzo, May 6, 2011
    #39
  20. Alan Crowder

    Lozzo Guest

    I was never allowed to enter for more than 30 days


    --
    Lozzo
    Versys 650 Inter-Continental Hyperbolistic Missile , CBR600F-W racebike
    in the making, TS250C, RD400F (somewhere)
    BMW E46 318iSE (it's a car, not one of those 2-wheeled pieces of shite
    they churn out)
     
    Lozzo, May 6, 2011
    #40
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